Favorite line?


Mine definitely is "Make love to the night, motherf*ucker!" Runnerup is "Damn! Wendy Sapperstein is a BIG OL' bitch!"

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Favorite line?...the one out the door!





"I need about tree-fitty."

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- "and ran away like a little biotch!"

-"I didn't run away like a little biotch!"
"I probably just ran like a normal person"

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- "and ran away like a little biotch!"

-"I didn't run away like a little biotch!"
"I probably just ran like a normal person"


This part had me cracking me up. It was the way that Noah said the word "biotch" that had me dying

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"The two redhead chicks from The Shining are here to see you"
"Wendy (I forget how to spell/pronouce her last name) is a BIG OL BITCH!"
"Rodrigo, this is my dads car, feel free to piss in it."

I'm Tom Hanks and I want you in my bed.

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"we lost your car"
-"you didn't lose your Morrisey boxset though"

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im tryin 2 watch tv wid JonBenét Ramsey here...

I live, I love, I slay, and I'm content

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"You got some big ass balls, mane!"
"Can't buy underwear. Balls don't fit."

"You a bad ass mothafücka."

"You ran away like a little BYOTCH!"

No one is going to call you Mayhem if you keep acting like SUCH a pussy!

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"...ca-caw!"
"oh you like to fly!"

"Is that the perfect pancake? They perfected the pancake. Mom. Mom! Who's on the phone? Tell whoever's on the phone that they perfected the pancake!"


Can anyone remember the exchange between him and the host at the restaraunt about "have you seen a little mexican boy come in here with cowboy pajamas and a leather jacket?"

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"no, ive not seen a 4ft 8 hispanic boy in a leather jacket, pyjamas and cowboy boots. probably would have remembred that"

"something tells me you have before, you *beep* a**hole"



"roll down the window, i have your money. i just wanna be your friend!"

"are you serious? youve been really wishy-washy about the whole thing"

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Max Records [cool name, for OBVIOUS reasons] as "Slater":"I don't wanna be a *beep* Johan Hill as The Sitter]

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This made me laugh most.

Julio stops cab
Driver: "Your balls are on fire man"
Julio: "I know my balls are on fire"
Cabbie drives off
Julio: "THAT'S HOW YOUR MAMA LIKE IT!"

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