Gru and two minions crawling through dark A/C ducts. One minion grabs the other, cracks his back, shakes him, instant light.
share"It was your cousin's idea!" "Waaaaah?"
Too funny!
You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here.
"I sit on the toilet."
"Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning." Douglas Adams
"Heeey. I'm applying for a new Villan Loan--go by the name of 'Vector.' That's a mathematical term; a quantity represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude... VECTOR! That's me! 'Cause I'm committing crimes with both DIRECTION and MAGNITUDE! OHH YEAAHH!"
~ Quote ~
"This place is an intellectual wasteland." ~ Angie, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
"No. I said DART gun!"
"Oh, yes. Because I wondered under what circumstances we would use this."
It's a guarranteed disaster...like eating a burrito before sex.
The animal balloon and the shark grabbing Gru through the manhole are two of my favorites..
The "glowstick" minion was a very cool idea. Resourceful little buggers.
Back off! ... Way off!
Oh wow... it's been 6 months since I first watched the movie and just NOW I got the "glowstick" reference.
My mind is now blown. Thank you man! :D
Gru calls a meeting and one of the minions gets so excited it launches an RPG across the room. The pile of minions flying into the air -- priceless.
"I may be wrong but that's just my opinion." Dennis Miller
Well, the glowstick was best by far, but another cool one was when he wakes up, uncovers himself, sees that bratz make up doll head in his bed, probably left there by one of the girls, but he gets freaked out. I love those references.
Also cute (though not really funny) moment is when one of the girls says "when we were adopted by a bald guy, I expected something more like Annie" and then at the end of the movie, there's that Annie moment when him and Margo are hanging from the aircraft.
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Do Ape descendants have no pride any more?
- two minions who giggle as they watch the bubbles gurgle up in a water cooler. they imitate the bubbles :)
- one minion shoots off a small rocket, gru 'hey dave listen up please!' and dave calms down. A minion who was caught in the explosion walks up to Dave and punches him in the arm :)
- Miss Hattie 'do I look like I speak Spanish?'
- The part when Vector is playing with the shrink ray in the bathroom.
'You got shrunk tiny mouthwash' then his cell phone rings, 'oh i got the shrink ray, no im not playing with it.' then he fires the shrink ray at his toilet shrinking it, 'aaw look at you, a little tiny toilet for a tiny baby to--' the water sprays everywhere 'curse you tiny toilet!'
- 'Kyle, these are not treats, these are guests'
- 'ooh fluffy doggie' and kyle runs away :)
- 'rule number one, you will not touch anything'
'aha what about the air'
'yes you may touch the air'
'what about this' edith holding the ray gun.
'aahh where did you get that' gru shields himself with a frying pan.
'found it.
'ok rule number two, you will not bother me while i work. rule number three, you will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle or sneeze or burp or fart, so no no no annoying sounds.'
- 'one question, what are these?'
'a dozen boogie robots, booggieee'
'cookie robots,i said.. why, why are you so old'
'ok im on it' nefario says seriously.
- 'my unicorn, you have to fix it!'
'fix it? look it has been disintegrated, by definition it cannot be fixed.' now agnes take a deep breath and holds it. 'that is freaking me out what is she doing'
- 'It was your cousin's idea' says Edith. the minion 'wwhhaaaa' :)
- 'Oh my gosh, look at that fluffy unicorn, he's so fluffy im gonna die!!' :)
- 'knocked oveeeeer'.
'its so flufffyy!' lets go and destroy another games.
- 'i fly to the moon, i shrink the moon, i grab the moon, i sit on the toilet..wait, whaaat' :)
- 'can we order pizza'
'pizza? you just had lunch'
'not now, for dinner.'
'dinner? just fine, fine whatever. just get back in there.'
'can we get stuffed crust?'
ooooo stuffed crust!! :)
- 'i dont like this book this is going on forever'
- Dr Nefario says 'quick we have to warn him, and faasst!' and hops on his old person scooter and shoots forward at 2mph.
-vector on the moon 'oh poop'
- 'on no sorry, that book was accidentally destroyed maliciously.
does this count as annoying?
the minion photocopying its butt
the banana mini movies - ive seen that hundeds of times, and the Jillian Michaels Biggest loser Banana skits... the treadmill one is hilarious...