Funniest thing that has ever happened during a movie?

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my friend shouted out 2mins into the film in a thick country accent "aww *beep*, i thought this was a film about cows!"

I swear this is true.

We went to a full house showing of 'brokeback mountain' and as the movie was getting started, it became apparent that the sound was not working. The projectionist didn't notice and people got really quiet thinking it was part of the movie (this was an adult audience) anyway just as people started to grumble I yelled out some dialog. People started to chuckle, and someone from the other side of the theatre started to answer. We went back and forth for a few lines before the whole theatre started laughing and they stopped the film.

Inside Man. There's a part where a large chested woman is bent over digging. It totally shows off her cleavage, and this kid near the front let out a big, "WHOAAA!" Whole theatre started laughing.

There are many but one that I can clearly remember being hilarious is when he tells Ms. Hattie she has a face of a donkey in Spanish, which she finds romantic.

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One: I was sitting up in the top seats of a stadium-style theater during a showing of one of the 'Pirates' movies. there was a group of teenagers down at the floor level being obnoxious brats (the movie was pretty loud, and the theater was pretty big and they somehow managed to annoy the whole theater.

Anyway, at some point someone got ticked enough at them to hurl their half-full popcorn bucket at them. One of them yelled some obscenity and about a dozen more people tossed popcorn, candy boxes, soda containers and (I think) a book or a shoe.

Two: A friend told me about this one: At a showing of Jurassic Park, right after the raptor eats the worker, a woman shouts at the screen "This movie isn't appropriate for children!!!" to which someone replied back "That's why it's rated PG-13 you dumb bitch!!" She promptly got up and shuffled her protesting kids out of the theater.

Three: Right after Brokeback Mountain was released, I went to see it and the audience that morning was mostly senior citizens (this was in the mid-west). If you haven't seen the movie, pretty much nothing happens between Ennis and Jack for at least 30-40 minutes with no real indicators about what is going to happen (if you don't know what to look for).

Apparently one guy just thought he was going to see a nice cowboy movie, because in the middle of a dead-quiet theater he yells out "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SH##!!??" the second they start going at each other. I never heard a bigger laugh in a theater before or since.

You built a time machine... Out of a Delorean??!!

I went with a friend to see Crash on a Saturday afternoon. We got there late, and the theater was full, so we ended up in the back row. A perfect spot to witness the following:

About 20 minutes into the movie, we suddenly hear a baby fussing. The baby gets louder and louder for about 20 more minutes, until someone yells out "Somebody better get that baby a bottle or a t*tty, because it has got to shut up!"

The baby's daddy stands up and starts mouthing back at the lady who yelled. The lady stands up and tells him that the audience isn't his ***damn baby sitter and they should know better than to bring a baby to the theater. A big muscle-bound dude gets up near the front of the theater and marches over to the yelling people and says "Is there a problem here?" (Apparently he was an off-duty police officer.) The baby's mommy walks out with the baby and the baby's daddy. The baby's daddy comes in after about 5 minutes and the mommy and baby come back about 5 minutes after that.

The baby quickly starts fussing again, and several people in the audience start grumbling. Then the whole family finally left. Thank god. Otherwise something really nasty could have happened.

Actually more nerve-wracking than funny. Except for the t*tty line.

I watched Tron: Legacy, and in the theater there was two boys who laughed almost like Beavis and Butthead. It was so funny! :D

As soon as the end credits rolled on for Sin City I yelled out What?!?! Really loud. I didn't mean to be so loud but I heard people snickering.

But my favorite movie going experience was for one of the Twilight movies. I think it was the third one. Packed theatre of women all sighing when the main duo kisses or whooping when one of the werewolves takes his shirt off. I called it the soundtrack to the movie.




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