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Your Favorite Parts/Scenes?

posted 4 years ago by Rorikon (17872)
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-They REALLY need to make a Disney movie or short of (Princess) Melania. That shit was well animated, as well as Fat King Trump grabbin' her by the pussy.

-Getting his first phone and TIL 'spit roast creampie' means 3 people having sex where one male/female blows the other while taking the other in the ass/vaj; 'big african woman tall white man sex'.

-Getting the daughter her first cage then meeting that sugar daddy slut on how to seduce near death men before taking all their wealth.

-The magic of makeup before and after Maria Bakalova got her hair dyed and face dolled up.

-Daughter Owner's Manual on why women can't be a journalist (Titanic) or driver (Hindenburg), etc.

-Jews will not replace us cake

-The Macon Debutante Ball in Georgia. That takes balls and the old guys look like real pervs on their daughters if not other daughters. Just the reactions alone were hilarious. Also, no shaved armpits for daughter with PMS.

-Dressing up in a KKK outfit then a Trump outfit and storming the Pence event at a RNC convention (CPAC) to deliver daughter.

-The sick breast aug doc admitting he'd have sex with daughter if father wasn't here...
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-Leaving the daughter with a sassy black baby sitter along with a command clicker + water bowl and reading that special vagine story of Nadia Akatov.

-Hillsborough Republican Women's Club speech and subsequent Facebook Holocaust.

-Borat in a QAnon house with Fleshlight from Amazon.

-Finally finding out what stunt he did last year with the Wuhan Flu song is in this movie posing as Country Steve.

-Reactions between Maria Bakalova and Ghouliani were amusing before Borat steps in and ruins it all.

-Last but not least, the best ending ever on the origins of the Wuhan virus, Kevin Spacey, foreign interference, and The Running of the Americans.

Money can buy you interviews with anyone in the US, even Ghouliani. Christ imagine what other foreign countries can do to buy out politicians or people close to others in high power in the US.

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[–] Miyagido (2944) 4 years ago

My favourite part was when the credits roll at the end

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

well you are prob a snowflake conservative so I get it. Unless the jokes were all about crapping on poor people and stereotype of minorities you guys dont really have any good standup or taste in humour.

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[–] Miyagido (2944) 4 years ago

I don't like racist humour, SBC punches down at Kazakhs and bigots like you cheer him on. Don't reply, I don't converse with bigots.

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

LOL his joke is a caricature of a former soviet "backwards" Eastern European countries

LOL you are a sad snowflake. and this is coming from a leftie.

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

it's cool to laugh at minorities you have little knowledge about because you are bigger than them. They are like an ant so don't matter?

Anyway, when concepted Sacha probably didn't think it would blow up this big when he invented Borat and it didn't cross his mind to give him a backstory of a fictional country. The fault here is, when it went to a full movie film after the early Borat TV spots he should have created a Gavkanistaan or something.

Its probably highly offensive to Kazakhstan peoples. But thats ok as long as the yanks get giggle and make some money offav it.

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

"backwater shithole country town and folk" is hardly a thing only in Eastern Europe. come to canada ill show you.

also im not a yank but keep snow flaking

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

Every country has a backwater shith0le.

Before Canada was even invented as a County of the USA, backwater was a thing 100s of years before that. Google the Gauls, Scots, Eire.

So your point is?

You trying to 1-up Canada over Eastern Europe shith0les because you think the area of Canada you live in is tough guy territory?

ha hhaaa ahahaaaahahaahahhahahahaaaa

Whoooooooooooooo!

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

"You trying to 1-up Canada over Eastern Europe shith0les because you think the area of Canada you live in is tough guy territory?"

where the fuck did you get to this conclusion from what I said?

no the point was that making fun of the dumb backward guy is nothing new. not something Sasha Cohen invented.

if he had invented "gavikstan" you'd still be crying. nothing can appease your fragile snowflakeness

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

>where the fuck did you get to this conclusion from what I said?

>come to canada ill show you.

You will personally tough guy him and show him that Canada is a real scary place? ha haa

Dude, Pee Wee Herman could walk into the toughest block in the whole of Canada, start swinging his arms around shouting "bring out your hardest" and he would walk out with an ice cream bought for him because they "dont want no trouble".

Canada is not known to be scary. Scary cold but not scary.

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

"You will personally tough guy him and show him that Canada is a real scary place? ha haa
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im being literal. come to canada and ill show you backwards hillbillies

who is "him". the comment was to you. my bad I didn't realize you are mentally unstable... imagine being such. little man you thought that was a threat? you are such a little person. you must shit your pants when you hear loud noises.

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

Canadian hillbillies are so tough they eat snow.

And thanks for the private messages in my inbox. I love it when my inbox is full of butthurt insults.

>you must shit your pants when you hear loud noises.

You think Canada is a scary place.

Take the toughest guy in your toughest school. Send him to Hogwarts and Ron Weasley will have his dinner money within 5 minutes, and he'll be crying to go back home to his mommy after getting beat up round the back of Hagrids house by Neville Longbottom.

There's a reason why the majority of Canada's boxing legends weren't born and raised on Canadian soil and don't have any Canadian blood in them.

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

my entire point was about each country having backwards stereotypical uneducated people

no one has brought up toughness except you 3 times now....

like I said. little dog syndrome. your leg probably shakes anytime anyone bigger than you approaches, which is everyone.

"There's a reason why the majority of Canada's boxing legends weren't born and raised on Canadian soil and don't have any Canadian blood in them."

hilarious cause the stereotype in ww1 and 2 was Canadians were big guys cause of the more rugged, agricultural and manual labor lifestyle...

but again you are just a little man with little man sysdrome. its why when I made a comment about hillbillies your first response was to be threatened.

honestly how beta are you?

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

>like I said. little dog syndrome

ha ha You got all barky when you started the threats in my inbox. Tough guy syndrome.

Look we've all seen Trailer Park Boys. Now calm down. You are as backwater as Eastern Europe, I believe you (chuckle).

>hilarious cause the stereotype in ww1 and 2 was Canadians were big guys cause of the more rugged, agricultural and manual labor lifestyle...

Anecdotes only you've heard versus a provable fact.

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

the threats in your inbox? you mean when I asked if you were always a scared beta male? lol that's a threat? ill provide the pic online if you want. show you are just a sad coward scared of your own shadow

saying """backwater shithole country town and folk" is hardly a thing only in Eastern Europe. come to canada ill show you.

was also. threat? notice how you left out the first part about me saying backwater shithole country folk is hardly an Eastern European thing" so it would sound scarier.

LOOOOLLLLLL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

you keep proving my entire point. anything and everything is a "threat" to you. as I said. beta male confirmed. little dog syndrome confirmed

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

Everyone believes you. Canada are real tough guyz. Everyone knows not to walk around Canada at night or Celine Dion might jump out at you!

Nobody dares mess with the Kids in the Hall.

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

why are you scard of everything..

love how you abandoned saying I threatened you though.

honestly you are a pathetic beta coward.

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

Awww it's cute. Trying to make Canada a thing. ok buddy.....Canada is a scary place at night.

I admit it now.

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

Awww it's cute. Trying to make Canada a thing.

yes we need you to make canada a thing. damn fully lost and changing the subject. its okay you can just be a man and leave now.

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

Canada's toughest warrior Michael Cera wouldn't last 2 minutes against Borat bare knuckle boxing in a pig pen.

Nobody thinks nor will ever think Canada is land of the tough guys. I'm sorry, its just not going to happen.

P.S. Can you stop inboxing me. Just put it all out here so everybody can see your Napoleon complex going full rage mode.

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

"Nobody thinks nor will ever think Canada is land of the tough guys. I'm sorry, its just not going to happen."

who said it was... seriously what are you talking about. still scared of shadows I see

"Canada's toughest warrior Michael Cera wouldn't last 2 minutes against Borat bare knuckle boxing in a pig pen."

this obsession is sad man.

"P.S. Can you stop inboxing me. Just put it all out here so everybody can see your Napoleon complex going full rage mode."

LOOL cant even come up with anything original. gets called out for his little man syndrom. now calls me Napoleon

You are pathetic

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

Nobody thinks, nor will ever think Canada is tough guy land.

Unless you can prove it and change my mind.

Tell me about these "backwater, redneck, hillbilly" places in Canada that everybody should fear.

Which areas are you talking about with detailed descriptions of why we should beware?

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

yes we get it you have little dog syndrome and are afraid of everything :) based on your posts you are in your 50s. Imagine being scared of a 20 year old who said canada has hillbillies.

LOL

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

>Imagine being scared of a 20 year old who said canada has hillbillies.

I'm laughing at Canada. You are the one peeing your pants telling everyone how scary it is in Canada.

Please, oh please tell me about these redneck places in Oh Canada. Because you have not gave any locations or detailed descriptions yet.

(And my inbox is on fire right now, this guy is super pissed)

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

"ha ha You got all barky when you started the threats in my inbox. Tough guy syndrome.""

you are literally crapping your pants. ive met beta cowards before. I think you take the cake as the most scared over shadows. its soo sad. how often are you bullied in real life?

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

SO where are these places in Canada?

How am I supposed to know if you won't tell me?

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

"ha ha You got all barky when you started the threats in my inbox. Tough guy syndrome."

how often are you bullied in real life?

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

But where? Give examples.

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

"ha ha You got all barky when you started the threats in my inbox. Tough guy syndrome."

again how often are you bullied in life?

what a sad life it must be to live in constant fear.

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

(Im not even bothering to read the repeat insult porn now)

Where in Canada are these scary redneck areas you talk of?

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

"ha ha You got all barky when you started the threats in my inbox. Tough guy syndrome."

scared little bitch confirmed. go cry now

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

who said scary rednecks?

you got uneducated and dumb rednecks and because you are such a coward and beta you got scary from it LOLLLLL

as I said, you prob shit your pants at your own shadow

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

But where in Canada are they and what makes them so hillbilly?

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

"ha ha You got all barky when you started the threats in my inbox. Tough guy syndrome."

beta male confirmed

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

So you are lying about these areas of Canada?

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

learn to troll better beta coward

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

" come to canada ill show you."

But where in Canada?

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

"ha ha You got all barky when you started the threats in my inbox. Tough guy syndrome."

yes. beta male confirmed. you are soo sad :(

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

So its all been lies? These areas of Canada do not exist?

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

"ha ha You got all barky when you started the threats in my inbox. Tough guy syndrome."

what's it like being an impotent old man. scared of everything :(

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

So.........all lies then?

You can't point to an area in Canada after all.

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

"ha ha You got all barky when you started the threats in my inbox. Tough guy syndrome."
soo. sad. trying to pretend he didn't go all beta male scared crapping his pants. we have a ted nuggent here

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

So where are these dark places in Canada you are going to show us?

You were just making it up all along. They exist only in your imagination.

P.S. and keep filling up my inbox, I love the extra attention you give me.

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

love the back tracking. you scared beta

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

>""backwater shithole country town and folk" is hardly a thing only in Eastern Europe. come to canada ill show you."

Does not exist. You were lying.

You can't name a single place. Stay on topic old chap.

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

the topic was you losing it like a coward. claiming I was threatening you. imagine how scary your sad life must be

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

TOPIC.

""backwater shithole country town and folk" is hardly a thing only in Eastern Europe. come to canada ill show you."

You lied. They do not exist. You cannot name a single one in Canada after your ridiculous claim.

Absolutely preposterous man! We all know Canada is as soft as snow.

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

"omg he said come to canada to show im back water hillbillies! im scared!"

its pretty obvious form your posts you are old and afraid and soft as snow.

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

Well that's put that one to bed then.

You can't name a single one. You lied, they don't exist.

I was right and you were wrong.

Goodnight.

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

I have to go workout. do you know what that is? a coward like you is probably intimidated by that and thinks it a threat.

sad beta male troll is sad

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

You lied about Canada. Just admit it. You can't name a single place.

All lies m8 ;)

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

"pay attention to me! im a scared beta male!!"

lol sad loser

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

Liar!

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

Anybody a fan of insult porn from a raging nerd maniac.

Time to get satiated boyz. djangounlamed going Nuclear in my inbox. He was pissed!

https://i.imgur.com/5UNyNxc.png

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

"pay attention to me pay attention to me!"

thanks for the free rent in your head. looks like I got a fan. id be embarrassed too if i went full beta coward and saw everything as a threat

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

please people, somebody, anybody, give this guy attention. he's begging for human contact. just dont say anything like "I workout". he will feel threatened and say you are threatening him

yes he is that beta.

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

That double reply tho. And lighting up my inbox again. You know you got, got when you tap out one ad hominem logical fallacy insult porn reply, then have to come back for seconds and thirds.

Did you think of this one when you were in the shower, replaying it all back in your head?

Rush out without drying off, all soaking wet to angrily peck on the keyboard as if THIS ONE will truly be the knockout blow, the Tiger Uppercut, the Peoples Elbow, the Stone Cold Stunner.

It just shows you got emotional. Especially when you lit up my inbox for a 3rd response of ad hominems.

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

yes I realized how monumentally pathetic it was. even sadder literally no one else commented. I had to come in and rub what a sad loser you are :)

"the Tiger Uppercut, the Peoples Elbow, the Stone Cold Stunner."

stay off the internet gramps. Jesus what is with you impotent senior citizens trying to relive the old days on here.

I didn't have to think it up. you give me the material since you shit your pants all the times over nothing. its a mix of hilarious and sooo sad.

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[–] mitzibishi (1843) 4 years ago

https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohzdIFf2x1BcQXcli/giphy.gif

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

yes you are the laughing stock I agree! you posted that begging for attention. when I hadn't messaged you in a day or two you messaged me begging for attention.

you interpreted two things I said as threats that were very obviously not

you are garbage man. a sad loser nobody cares about

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[–] diagoro (490) 4 years ago

Have to agree, this is nothing close to the genius if the first. It looked really scripted.

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[–] Moonglum9 (11275) 4 years ago

Scripted or unscripted doesn't matter much to me. I thought the movie was pretty funny. Heck, I know Billy Madison was 100% scripted fiction, but I still laugh at the penguin chase scene because the idea is funny to me that someone is doing such crazy shit in front of a bunch of normal people.

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[–] diagoro (490) 4 years ago

Billy Madison......only movie I ever walked out on, lol.

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[–] Rorikon (17872) 4 years ago

https://youtu.be/zrWoG8IckyE

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[–] Moonglum9 (11275) 4 years ago

I would have aced the Burning Dog Pooh and the Human Response category!

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[–] Heisenberg (6730) 4 years ago

Jonny The Monkey was genious silly.
I wish they told us more about him.

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[–] Paperboy (138) 4 years ago

You liked the whole movie more or less? ;-)
I liked the bit at the pregnancy clinic best just because it felt real and the doctor never seemed to see through Borat. How they were talking about different babies felt a little clever too.

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[–] MrFilmJunkie (899) 4 years ago

-Last but not least, the best ending ever on the origins of the wuhan virus, Kevin Spacey, foreign interference, and The Running of the Americans

the ending nailed it! "americans have won their war against science" :D

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

The baby scene was perfect as it was a classic sitcom example, and yet perfectly innocent: the doctor thinks that Borat is absolutely 1000% for aborting his daughter's unborn baby, and yet all he wants is to remove the plastic foreign object baby from her stomach. That strikes me as genuinely funny humour.

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[–] xfool (964) 4 years ago

The irony of the Qanon loonies telling Borat that his book is a conspiray theory lol

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