Rate the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

1.Curse of the Black Pearl
2.On Stranger Tides
3.Dead Man's Chest

4.At World's End

1. Curse of the Black Pearl

2. Watching a Black Pearl roll down a street

3. Watching a Black Pearl do nothing

4. Several chunks of cow dung in a blender

5. Dead Man's Chest

6. AIDS

7. Leprechaun VII

8. Johnny Depp pooing in a blender

9. A PC BLue Screen of Death

10. Doctor Zhivago converted to 3D

11. The other seven Pirates Movies…

Yeah, think that about covers it...

1. The Curse of the Black Pearl
2. Dead Man's Chest
3. At World's End
4. On Stranger Tides

They get worse every time they release one.

1. The Curse of the Black Pearl (Mostly for Depp and Rush)
2. On Stranger Tides (Depp gets his own movie! Yay! + Rush and Cruz)
3. Dead Man's Chest
4. At World's End

1. Dead Man's Chest
2. At World's End
3. Curse of the Black Pearl
4. On Stranger Tides

1. Black Pearl, because it was so new and so surprisingly good. I mean, what was the idea here - Disney making a movie based on one of their rides? And pirate movies had been doing badly for decades. (See, for example, Cutthroat Island.) But a perfect role for Depp and a nice little side story with Knightley and Bloom.

2. Dead Man's Chest - a good expansion that expanded the Pirates theme without becoming bloated. Bill Nighy as Davy Jones is great.

3. Stranger Tides - the film missed Knightley and Bloom. Also, it was noticeably done on a much smaller budget than the previous two. Most of the climactic scenes set in Florida were obviously done on a sound stage. But the additions of Cruz and McShane are great. The plot is a bit of a mess, but the dialogue is filled with first-class zingers.

4. World's End. Series became a bit too bloated. Spent way too much time with Jack in the land of the dead. Still had some good moments, but it's the classic problem of a series that's gotten too large and wants to keep all the characters from previous films while introducing new characters.

1. Curse of the Black Pearl
2. At World's End
3. Dead Man's Chest
4. On Stranger Tides














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Basically in order of release:

1. The Curse of the Black Pearl
2. Dead Man's Chest
3. At World's End
4. On Stranger Tides