There were so many great lines in this movie, but it was some of the smaller lines that had me laughing the most. The one I can recall right now is when Danny is eavesdropping on Jay and Craig and he loudly whispers "I can hear everything." Did anyone have similar moments like this?
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Jonah Hill with the gun.
shareWell, the one you mentioned had me cracking up for sure! I loved Danny in this movie.
Also:
Fatalities.
I've already walked away too much!
It's too late for you... you already in the hole. (followed by "I tried to save Aziz! I tried so hard!")
When Paul Rudd accidentally steps on (and in) that poor girl's face, and he's just like "... I'm sorry!"
The elephant conversation (that segues into the rape conversation), especially how Danny just immediately assumes that Jay is talking about Craig when he mentions "the elephant in the room".
I like my dick tent.
And of course:
"I love him."
The way Channing delivers that line is just priceless.
I loved when Jay and Craig walked by the swings and Jay commented: "So sad. Still swinging. Innocence lost." Or it was something along those lines.
It's just such a cliched image it was great to have someone point it out.
I'd suck a dick for half a cracker.
shareThat exchange was hilarious!
"I don't want you to suck my dick for any cracker!"
"Me neither, but thats how bad i want a cracker! thats the whole point of it!"
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"You swallowed the Milky Way!"
and
"Guys! McBride is here and he's &@$king eating all our food!"
and
"Danny has actually put on weight since we locked ourselves in!!"
You don't know sh!t, Jon Snow!
Think it was (regarding throwing McBride out) '....eating all our food! Muvva-effer's GAINED weight since he's been here!' Haha that line cracks me up every time!
shareJay's lines to Craig about how they could start a new life in the neighbor's abandoned house and how Jay would be good to him got quite a few awkward chuckles.
shareWhen McBride and Franco are arguing: “Who jerks off to porno mags anymore? You have a house with iPads in the walls, but you’re pulling your dick like a goddamn pilgrim.”
It was embarrassing how much I was laughing at that line.
"The only reason Jay said that is because he was 2 minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself" -Danny Mcbride
"Can't remember to forget her"- Leonard in "Memento"
The whole jizz on the porno mag exchange was hilarious. Best part of the movie for me.
"I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't roofie me."
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my coworkers and I continue to quote the "jacking off like a goddamn pilgrim" line. Just reading through this thread is making me LOL
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When McBride and Franco are arguing: “Who jerks off to porno mags anymore? You have a house with iPads in the walls, but you’re pulling your dick like a goddamn pilgrim.”
That whole jerk off conversation was hilarious imo. After McBride said that Franco said something like "you know why I have magazines? I READ!" lol... Also right after that McBride tells Franco to shoot him and he wouldn't, he rips the gun out of Franco's hand and says in a low tone "that's what I thought....nerd!".
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There were many great scenes and lines but i cant believe no one said: The awkward silence after johah got raped by the demon then he said "Something kind of uncool or not so cool happened last night."
The entire audience laughed during the whole segment from awkward silence to after jonah was said his statement.
I think it was “Something not so chill happened last night."
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