The reasons for ppl being tested is getting ridiculous

"Hello, Bill.

All your life, you've been looking for love in all the wrong places. You've wasted your adult years looking at pictures and videos of naked women instead of making something of your life.

They say that masturbation causes blindness. Today, we'll find out if that's true. Your penis is attached to a string, which is tied to a machine behind your back. If the string becomes too tight, the spikes will fire and impale through your eyes directly into your brain.

All you have to do to survive is watch the following videos for 10 minutes without getting aroused. A camera is tracking your eye motion, so don't try to look away. Live or die, make your choice!"

"So it goes" -Slaughterhouse Five

"Hello Joe, I want to play a game. For years you've been standing on the left side of escalators - don't you know that the left side is for people who are walking? Because of your actions, a girl was late to work, fired, and then hit by a train on the way home... and you didn't even think to check.

Your legs are now strapped to the left side of the escalator that you've clung to so dearly for so long. If you can cut off your feet in the next 60 seconds and move to the right side, you can avoid the deadly razor blades waiting for you at the top. Live or die, your choice."

Jigsaw definitely became inconsistent as the movies progressed. First it was capturing real scumbags and people who took life for granted, then suddenly it's issues of justice and whoever Jigsaw was angry or disgusted with, the guy is also a hypocrite because he had that guy learn forgiveness and he himself tested some people out of vengeance.

"Hello Andrew.

"You don't know me, but I know you.

"For a year now, your roommate has been very gracious to buy food not only for himself, but to also buy plenty of communal food for your apartment and even some food for you when you ask. Showing a great appreciation for you and your living arrangement.

"However, you not only refuse to ever compensate or help contribute by buying communal food yourself, but you also frequently eat the food he buys for himself without asking or replacing it. You may occasionally promise to pay him back or replace his food that you eat, but you never do. Despite the fact he's becoming increasingly pissed off about it. You even ate that expensive Chobani Greek yogurt he bought for his diet, even though he bought you the cheaper Dannon light yogurt you asked him to grab while you were out. Then you ate the Dannon yogurt.

"Oh, and before you say anything, the fact you buy a half-sheet pizza to split like once every three months definitely doesn't make up for it, so stop pretending that it does. That costs like... $15. You eat about that much worth of his food like every single freakin' week. Stop being such a douche.

"You are a leach. A bottom-feeding parasite upon your roommate's sustenance and finances.

"I want to play a game.

"You pig-out on your roommate's food and cause an ever-growing rift between the two of you... now, you must now let go of the urge to gorge yourself to survice. The device you are strapped to will begin to force-feed you. Within 60 seconds, enough food will be forced into your stomach to make it explode. The only way to survive is to swipe your debit card in the card-reader before you, which will transfer six-month's worth of grocery money into your roommate's bank account. But in order to get to your debit card, you must dig it out of the vat of Chobani yogurt beside you... Chobani yogurt that is filled with razor blades and pieces of barbed wire.

"Will you stop being a selfish tool to save your own life and finally pay back your roommate? Or will you refuse, justifying it for stupid reasons like that one time you gave him the gift-card for the free blooming onion from Outback Steakhouse as a justification for why it's ok to eat all of his god-d*** pretzels when he's not home?

"Make the choice. Let the game begin."

And FURTHERMORE, this is my signature! SERIOUSLY! Did you think I was still talking about my point?

"Hello Fred. All your adult life you've taken change out of the 'give a penny take a penny' cup at the convenience store without ONCE leaving any change in the cup. Your selfish actions have led to countless people being forced to get a bunch of change in return, change that you probably were eager to use upon your next visit to the store. Now we're about to play a game, on the floor is over $100 in denominations of nickels, dimes, quarters, and pennies. To prevent the device strapped to your body from exploding you must dig through all the coins and get one of each coin with the date of 2002 and a 'D' for minted in Denver and put them in the "give a penny, take a penny jar before in 5 minutes. Good luck."

Are you serious? The insurance scam that is the main theme of this film is perhaps the most legitimate reason for someone to be tested in the entire series.

"Last week you forgot to switch your turn signals when driving your car. Now you will pay the price for giving off wrong signals. In front of you is a cell phone for which you have to text 10 different ladies and tell them you like them, but this particular cell phone can only use emoticons. If all 10 of them fail to respond with a message of endearment, the cell phone will play Justin Beiber's hit song "Baby" on replay for 8 hours nonstop. Once the cell phone runs out of battery, it will explode causing a fire that will eventually open a door. Once the door opens, thousands of pounds of feces and urine will come draining into the room thus healing your first degree burns. Then you have 10 minutes until the poop infested room devours your soul and you die in suffocation. The choice is yours, good luck.'