Next thing you know it will be 'you sleep in a lotso now you will be tested' 'you leave the seat up so now you must play for your life'
i hope you choke on your bacardi & coke!
*Team Landa*
"All of your life, you've placed salt on your food without even tasting it first. Tonight, your true taste buds will be tested. You must consume 2 gallons of salt before the timer hits zero..."
"I fulfilled a lot of people's predictions about me. I've become a real scumbag."
Danny Vermin
"All of your life, you've placed salt on your food without even tasting it first. Tonight, your true taste buds will be tested. You must consume 2 gallons of salt before the timer hits zero..."
I'm pretty sure consuming that much salt in a certain amount of time would kill you. I have two friends who once chugged salt from a shaker to see who could eat more... Really stupid on both their parts. One of them threw up right away, the other spent the entire night in the bathroom puking and sh!tting up a storm.
I lol'd at the post about not washing your hands after going to the bathroom. I hate seeing people use the restroom and then just leave without washing their hands.
"I'm pretty sure consuming that much salt in a certain amount of time would kill you."
Hey, Sammy Serious. It wasn't meant to be taken literally. Read the title of the thread again.
"I fulfilled a lot of people's predictions about me. I've become a real scumbag."
Danny Vermin
OMG, I nearly woke my baby up reading your post. LOL Unfortunately that would be my own mother, always with the damned salt shaker!
share"For a few weeks now you've been ignoring your homework. Now you have 60 minutes to learn a year's worth of math material. The books are in front of you. At the end there will be a test. If you will fail this elephant strapped above you will fall. Good luck"
Fake HENRY (if that is indeed HIS real name!!) is called Benny!! (ThEmIsFiTiShErE)
Yeah, that's why I only like the first 2 a lot. This one is a step up from the previous 3 and 4, but yeah the reasons are stupid.
60% of the time it works, every time.
'Last year you were seen leaving a toilet cubicle without washing your hands, how many germs has your momentary lapse of personal hygiene spread to other innocent people? Now, you will face a test to see if your cleanliness is next to godliness.
In front of you are 500 asses, each of which has recently defecated and not been cleaned. You have 5 minutes to wipe every ass and then wash the stench off your hands with steel wool and supa grit hand cleaner. If you fail, you will be affected by salmonella poisoning. Good Luck.'
Proud member of AA
not many people know this but the actual reason Hoffman was abducted by Jigsaw from the elevator is because he farts in them before exiting
Fake HENRY (if that is indeed HIS real name!!) is called Benny!! (ThEmIsFiTiShErE)
Hahaha these are great.
i hope you choke on your bacardi & coke!
*Team Landa*
Last night you forgot to throw that water bottle in the recycle bin, instead you threw it in the garbage, thus killing thousands of trees. Tonight you will learn the value of recycling. In front of you there is a pig vat, which you might remember from my third movie, as you can see it's full to the rim. At the bottom of this vat there is a empty water bottle, which must be recycled. Your objective in this game is to find it, dig it out, and throw it into the yellow recycle bin. If you don't find it in 30 seconds, a lid will drop from the ceiling and close tight, trapping you inside forever.
Oh, and one more thing, you are completely naked, let the game begin...
I think this Saw installment in particular had less ridiculous reasons for people to be tested with the exception of the guy who smoked, which really isn't a farcry from Adam TBH.
shareThese are hilarious!!!! LOL!!!! :D
shareUnfortunately, I don't have one to add, but I feel that I have to bump this. It's hilarious :-D
EDIT: Okay, I came up with one. "Hello. Do you know why you are here? You constantly eat a ton of junk food. Do you know what crap is in that stuff? Here's the deal. Inject yourself with all these chemicals in sixty seconds. It should be no problem, with all the chemicals you eat every day. If you fail to complete your task, these spikes you see around your stomach will pierce your stomach, along with the arties and aorta near it, and you will bleed out instantly. Will you fill your body with even more of the crap you ingest so often, or let your stomach be filled instead with the metal that causes your instant death? Live or die, make your choice.... Though you'll probably die young anyway, with all that sh!t you eat."
Forgive me for not leaping for joy, bad back, you know.