1. When Aldous is performing the clap on good day la he puts the microphone up to Aaron and he say "I'm so *beep* faced right now".. That was so random.
2. Aaron : he's not getting a pretzel
Driver: not the kind you put mustard on.
3. Lars: your mom sounds like a bad Monty python skit.
1. Because you think most people don't get them?
2. Because the actors didn't stare at the camera and pause for laughter?
3. Because a guy did not do a ba-dum on the drums?
4. Because they were treated as toss-offs?
5. Because critics did not single these lines out for individual praise?
I guess I'm a little confused at your word choice.
Maybe you are trying to say "understated"?
Is that it? That's it, isn't it? I think it is.
You are the worst kind of person
shareRiding through London in with Aldous in the back of the cab, Aaron pleads with the driver to speed it up a bit. The driver looks back at him and asks if he should 'take xyz street ?' (whatever - very Brit sounding streets). Aaron quips:
'What is this, Middle Earth ?'
Had I been able to understand and then remembered the street names it would have been a lot more funny here. Unfortunately I have a hard time understanding extreme London accents. Anyhow, I got a good chuckle outta that one !
Had I been able to understand and then remembered the street names it would have been a lot more funny here.
Something about the Chiswick Roundabout as I recall, which is indeed on the way to Heathrow.
I used to want to change the world. Now I just want to leave the room with a little dignity.
I've seen this movie probably a dozen times - it's one of those films that gets funnier to me the more I watch it. Some of my favorites not mentioned above:
1.) "I'm Aldous Snow, the rock star!" - so dead-pan, perfect timing.
2.) "I'm Jeffrey, my wife has varicose veins! - Who can be afraid of a Jeffrey?"
3.) Every time Diddy refers to mind *beep*
we share a son, I think that's a bit more intimate than a crying drummer
shareAldous' father: I wrote all your songs from the tip of my cock.
Aldous: your mouth is smiling but your eyes look all sad, why?
Aldous: you know when you hear about someone, then you meet them, this is what's happening now.
Sergio: British *beep* don't die. Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, those Led Zeppelin dudes is old as *beep*! Ozzy Osbourne's gonna outlive Miley Cyrus!
Where were you?
We went to see Cher.
CHER!!!....How was it?
Amazing.
The girl trying to shove a dildo into Aron's mouth, saying: "You like it."
Sergio: "You guys need to smoke a Jeffry, that'll calm you down." right after Aron 's had a panic attack because he tried a Jeffry.
Sergio: "I am mind****ing you right now. Can you feel it?"
Aron: "I feel nothing."
Sergio: "My **** is in your brain."
Aron: "I hope you are wearing a condom, cause I have a dirty mind. he he."
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Can't believe nobody has mentioned this yet but after Aldous leaves Naples and is talking to Jackie and Lars walks in and Aldous says "Oh here he is, enter sandman". Hilarious.
shareWhen Aldous doesn't know the lyrics to African Child and he is told they are the most simple lyrics ever
"across the mystic desert is a desert that is mystic"
I don't see no gogurts!
shareOh and this:
What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect.