1. When Aldous is performing the clap on good day la he puts the microphone up to Aaron and he say "I'm so *beep* faced right now".. That was so random.
2. Aaron : he's not getting a pretzel
Driver: not the kind you put mustard on.
3. Lars: your mom sounds like a bad Monty python skit.
"I don't know the lyrics. I just bang the drum and do the African face!"
This line - combined with his facial expression and movements - cracked me up.
Born when she kissed me, died when she left me, lived whilst she loved me
"Don't be a *itch, dude. Lemme get my smoke on."
"I'm going to cover the whole outside of my house in this material. My house is going to look like a *beep* werewolf."
Newport Pleasure
"This is the longest hallway in the world"
"It's Kubrickian!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm sure a lot of people didn't catch that one.
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When Aldous is fooling around with Jackie and she suggests he masturbate while touching her. He says "No, I'm not 12"
And of course, "Do you know how many Air Jordans 6 black kids wear?"
my personal favorite part of the movie was when he was on the today show:
Meredith: "...now you're famously NOT sober. are you on something right now??"
Aldous: *shakes head, seriously* "...yeah"
--Where the hell's the records room??--
Pretty girl walks by and Aldous says something awesome and nasty about what he'd do to her...Aaron agrees, "yeah. I'd kiss her face." It's so cute and innocent.
shareWhen Aldous is acusing Aaron of changing the date and Aaron says "Sorry I changed the date" The way he said it was really funny
shareAaron, through the phone, inquiring about the dildo: 'Why does it have balls on it?'
There's a confidence in you guys that's horrifying.share
where *beep* are you?!
im gonna kill you!
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I just watched this movie again cause it was on TV, haven't seen it since it first came out and I forgot how f!cking funny it is ... I was laughing my a$$ off the whole time. There are so many great lines. I love pretty much everything Diddy says in this movie.
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