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Five films enter.... THREE films leave!

posted 9 months ago by ReelReviews14 (1221)
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Bartertown awaits the Mad Max Saga. It must prove its worthiness to the world.

In the battle royale cage match for Mad Max supremacy, we can ONLY have a gold, silver, and bronze winner. Two films MUST go.

Mel Gibson triumphantly ENTERS the ring with his badass Pursuit Special, and beats the CRAP outta the 21st century 'Furiosa' Faux Max movies. He's got Bruce Spence as the gyropilot captain in his corner! There are only THREE Mad Max movies. All of 'em star MEL GIBSON, and none of 'em have a character named 'Furiosa'.

Charlize Theron and Anya Taylor-Joy are the weak sisters that gotta go. Sorry!

[–] olioz (3860) 9 months ago

Did you write this in a tree house with a 'no girls allowed' sign on the front?

[–] emori (3674) 9 months ago

LOL. That was good one.

[–] ReelReviews14 (1221) 9 months ago

>> with a 'no girls allowed' sign <<

Last time I checked, Joanne Samuel and Tina Turner are girls, and they can most definitely stay in the arena and play with the big boys! They were in REAL Mad Max movies!

However, the WEAK sisters gotta go!

[–] Gd5150 (11965) 9 months ago

I’ll take the chic on the back of the gas truck any day over the modern clowns.

She was a badass.

[–] Bateman (607) 9 months ago

That would have been Warrior Woman, played by Virginia Hey... and yeah, she was great.

[–] Gd5150 (11965) 9 months ago

Not the most creative name, and still better than anything since 1982.

[–] ReelReviews14 (1221) 9 months ago

Joanne Samuel... Virginia Hey... Tina Turner... plenty of room for the LADIES in the Mad Max universe!

I actually LIKE Anya Taylor-Joy and Charlize Theron as actresses, they have been in plenty of GOOD movies. Shame they were given the "starring" role in Faux Max movies. Imagine in Anya Taylor-Joy had the "Starring" role" in PEACH: A Mario Bros. Saga where Mario himself had a 5 second non-speaking background cameo. Or imagine if Chalize Theron was in a film called "Fast 10: Furious Road", but they dumped Vin Diesel from the franchise and had the "Dominic Toretto" character played by Jim Parsons instead! Those films would have rightfully FLOPPED just like the Faux Max we're getting now.

In another universe, both ladies could have had some decent supporting roles in a REAL Mad Max movie with MEL GIBSON!

[–] emori (3674) 9 months ago

Nobody cares. Apart from 5 Mel Gibson fans.

[–] Kowalski (79077) 9 months ago

THAT MADE ME SAD...YOU ARE SAD.

[–] ReelReviews14 (1221) 9 months ago

>> THAT MADE ME SAD...YOU ARE SAD. <<

Your comment seems to be aimed at George Miller, but he doesn't post on this board. I'll relay your message to him. Most fans certainly agree with your take on his career lately.

[–] Satan2016 (26197) 9 months ago

Pathetic loser triggered by reality! Last two movies have Imdb rating near 8, only Mad Max 2 comes close.

[–] ReelReviews14 (1221) 9 months ago

>> Pathetic loser triggered by reality! <<

Mad Max 1 cost only $350,000 to make, yet it grossed over $100+ million

Flopiosa: A Faux Max Saga COST $168 million to make, and hasn't even grossed $68 million yet, so its $100 million BEHIND breaking even.

Sounds YOU are the pathetic loser triggered by the reality.

The weak sisters GOTTA go! Five films enter, THREE films leave!