1. If nothing else is available, a frisbee can be used to dig a shallow grave
2. Never hit a bi-polar guy who's off his meds, he will NOT like it.
Never sing and drive, or else...... :)
share61. Always drink a diet soda right before making yourself puke.
62. When blood start oozing from your landline phone, it's time to get a new one.
63. A bipolar persons teeth get worse each time you try to kill him.
64. When discovering a dying mangled person under your car you don't ever wanna call 911.
Parrots that are not picked up by 1 o'clock end up at the Tweet-Tweet Orphange
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