Jason Segel is gross


I mean... it's unsettling just watching him. His face is full of gross stuff and pimples and whatever...also his arms and pretty much his whole body is like SO gross... like he was inside the messed up nuclear core in chernobyl or something... Also he's fat and has man-tits.

Ugh. I can't even tell if he's a good actor or whatever because my eyes hurt when I see him, like, literaly my retinas bleed from inside or something.

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He is gross, plus it seems like he has crazy eyes too often.



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you are right, he has birthmarks or whatever all over his body. the one thing he does like to do in all his movies is get nude. rememeber that scene in Knocked Up, he is completely nude holding his johnson. hey, he gets to kiss many pretty girls just the same. good for him.

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uhm, you guys suck. he seems like an awesome guy in all of the roles he plays and he is an attractive person. i like his physique. i like that he's tall. i think he is really cute. i want to cuddle with him.

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I think he is perfect because he is NOT Hollywood typical! Get so tired of seeing, "beautiful" people on these movies without any blemishes or imperfections! Need more lead women and men like Jason!

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Yes! You MUST post a pic of yourself to justify your post! Or point us to a Facebook or Twitter so we can get a good look at you.

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Jason is a real man who is comfortable in his body and as a woman that is sexier than anything. He is not fat he is tall and husky which is what a lot of great catch's look like. No one likes a heart of vanity with nothing pure left to reside. Learn to love and be kind before your heart turns black you cruel and mean person.

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Okay sorry Jason isn't Leonardo Dicaprio or Bradley Cooper.

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You must an extremely vain and superficial person if you can't watch something just because you don't find the person in it aesthetically pleasing!

Personally I find him very attractive! He's funny, he's talented, he seems genuine and really down to earth, he seems like the kind of guy I would enjoy spending time with! I can't picture myself having a great conversation with some typical pretty boy! I also happen to find him good looking as well which is a plus but his over all attractiveness is achieved through his personality which is the most important part of a person!

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I agree with you and would appreciate him portrayed in films as supporting roles

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The OP is a very obvious troll. Anyone on here complaining about his looks needs to provide a picture of themselves or shut the *beep* up. Personally, I thought he was very unattractive in this movie, but to me looks aren't enough for me to find someone attractive. Someone could be the hottest person on earth, but if they were annoying, unintelligent, had no sense of humour, shallow, etc., I would have absolutely NO interest. Looks just aren't enough for me.

I didn't find Jason attractive at all in this or Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Russell stole the show there), but it's because the character was an annoying pushover, which is very unattractive in itself. However, I did think he was much more attractive in Knocked Up and Bad Teacher. His character was confident and cheeky, which is attractive. He was also very attractive albeit almost unrecognisable, looks wise, in Dead Man on Campus where he played the main character's overly aggressive room-mate.

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shirtless pics of the OP. now.

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Well, it's not like Emily Blunt is all that attractive.


So, how long have you been trollin' the net?

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