Jason Segel is gross


I mean... it's unsettling just watching him. His face is full of gross stuff and pimples and whatever...also his arms and pretty much his whole body is like SO gross... like he was inside the messed up nuclear core in chernobyl or something... Also he's fat and has man-tits.

Ugh. I can't even tell if he's a good actor or whatever because my eyes hurt when I see him, like, literaly my retinas bleed from inside or something.

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While I think he's talented as an actor and writer, and watch most of his work... I agree. The guy is really odd looking. There's nothing wrong with it... and a lot of roles on TV/Movies have guys in situations (w/hot women being the obvious one) that you wouldn't think they're capable of landing. Anyways- have been watching him since Freaks and Geeks but yeah, I've always thought he's pretty weird looking... I've never heard any girls I know say they find him attractive either, but a few here do apparently tho. to each their own- this seems to just be an observation topic.

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The sticky stuff on the stairs tastes bitter!

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He is below average looking, fat, uncharismatic and boring.

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You guys are all crazy or super shallow, he is adorable!! Cute smile, cute face, awesome sense of humor. Love.

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But he got a bigger dick than most of you.

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I rented this movie On Demand the 'unrated version' just for a possible glimpse of what I saw in another movie he made. Can't remember the title right now but he was full frontal and I forgot about anything else when I saw THAT. LOL.
Might seem lame, but truth. Also I like Emily Blunt but they had no real chemistry and I can't decide if she is gorgeous or average. The 2nd half of the film she seemed to look prettier, like she had a tan or something. I dunno! It was actually hard for me to handle Segal in a serious, romantic role. He just has that goofball sleazebag feel to his acting (or is it acting) ? Also I became bored watching this, but I had to see the end, even though it was so obvious they would get married at the end. That Fanning chick Audrey or whatever was annoying as HELL. She was gross in my opinion. Just sayin...hey we are all allowed our opinions right? this IS a message board. :)

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He's a regular looking guy with a regular body and that's the kind of guys he plays. Regular guys with regular jobs don't always have the time to spend hours a day in the gym. No, he's not going to get cast as a super hero. So what?

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completely agree. hes just disgusting. plz get out of showbiz, so uglllyyy

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I agree, and there are many people I just don't find to be attractive, but the unsettling/gross description is how I feel about him as well.

There is something about his lips that really bother me. It's not just that they're big, but their...floppy? Purple? I don't know, I can't put my finger on it. Just something about his mouth area reminds me of a cold fish....I do think he is much more attractive when he has shorter hair and a goatee to kind of mask the gross lips thing.

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I laughed so hard at this.

So I'm just going to go ahead and not take it seriously.

But you have a point.

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I disagree. He's a talented writer, brings his comedy to life when he's starring in the roles. And I feel like he portrays a more real characters. Lead males don't always have to be the gorgeous heartthrob.

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