I didnt see any quote topics so i figured I'd start my own and have anyone else share their favorite quotes from the movie.
One of my favorites is definately:
"Right, take these pills."
"Stick them up your *beep* arse. (nods)"
(when he threatens to kill the guard he captured)
"Well, what have you got!?"
"twenty *beeping* quid?"
"Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine Charlie."
"I gave you magic in there."
"Magic? You just pissed on gypsie in the middle of *beeping* nowhere, It's not exactly the hottest ticket in town darling."
you just took a piss
on a gypsy
in the middle of nowhere
you're not exactly
the hottest ticket in town
*beep* loonies, they're great, mate. But… Well… They're *beep* loonies aren't they?"
share*pulls underwear down* ROOOIIIGGGHHHT DAS EEEETTT
woh im guna dooo
im guna puh me farkin body paint on das woh im guna doo
geh me body armah
roight
farking hell
dassa betch
go awn git sum of dat rubbed awn ma back ya cant
*whaaat??*
GEH YOUR MODAFOKN BACK NOW RUB IT IN YA SLAG!!
go awn rub it in
das roight we aint goh awl day
rub it roight down moy back, go awn down moy back and moy legs
back of moy legs and moy arse, on me arse cheeks
ON MAH ARSE.... NOT IN MOY ARSE YA FARKING HOMO!!!!
go on son, quickly! quicker, quicker!
QUICKER!! QUICKER!!
QUICKER!! QUICKER!!!
QUICKER QUICKER QUICKER!!
FARK AWF!! SIT DOWN!!
IN DA CORNA!! DUNT MOVE CARRRNT!!