I didnt see any quote topics so i figured I'd start my own and have anyone else share their favorite quotes from the movie.
One of my favorites is definately:
"Right, take these pills."
"Stick them up your *beep* arse. (nods)"
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The scene were he locks a prison librarian in with him, and the warden calls and asks what his demands are.
Warden: "What do you want Charley?"
Bronson: ...Long pause......"Well........What have you got?"
The best quote is when he's about to release the art teacher at the end and is screaming at them to come and get him, then he turns to the guy and says "No class tomorrow then, Phil?"
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground, try this sig with spinach!
when bronson says "i just gave you magic back there" and his "manager" (i guess you could call him that...) says "'magic'? you just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of f-cking nowhere..." haha! :D
share"Not in my arse on my arse your homo"
"Quicker quicker quicker quicker quicker quicker quicker quicker f%^& off! sit down!"
this part made me spit out my pepsi lol
shareya, this was hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMWyUvLZ22o&feature=g-upl <--How Bane Eats
@GetTight:
The scene were he locks a prison librarian in with him, and the warden calls and asks what his demands are.
Warden: "What do you want Charley?"
Bronson: ...Long pause......"Well........What have you got?"
that was my most favorite too.. :)
pure comedic genius.
"We are the people your parents warned you about."share
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The Cup o' tea scene always makes me chuckle..
PEARL JAM 2012!!
Truly is one of the best lines in any film ever, I still chuckle whenever I hear it, and the film is fantastic.
"SHUT IT LOVE ACTUALLY !....DO YOU WANT ME TAE HOLE PUNCH YER FACE"
"They don't give you a star on the walk of fame for 'not bad'".
shareOn the train.
Woman: Where are you going?
Bronson: To kill the Queen.
Woman: London, then.
Still chuckle over that.
The whole smearing in butter scene. "It's me body armour"
She's a man, it's a sled, he's dead already.
- Magic? You just p**sed on a gypsy in the middle of *beep* nowhere.
-[to the prison officer he's ordering to rub vaseline on his naked body] On my *rse, not in my *rse
-Luton isa where it's at
Charlie: *wheels in a cart and stops at a screw* "Would ya like a cup o'tea mate?"
Screw: "Love one Mickey."
*Paul comes in singing like a loon while Charlie fixes the screws tea. Charlie notices Paul and cocks his head like 'wtf?' Paul finishes singing.*
Charlie: *pause* ".....And would you like a cup o'tea too mate?"
For some reason, this makes me laugh my arse off every bloody time!
No Sparkling Wiggles here!
Charlie: *wheels in a cart and stops at a screw* "Would ya like a cup o'tea mate?"
Screw: "Love one Mickey."
*Paul comes in singing like a loon while Charlie fixes the screws tea. Charlie notices Paul and cocks his head like 'wtf?' Paul finishes singing.*
Charlie: *pause* ".....And would you like a cup o'tea too mate?"
For some reason, this makes me laugh my arse off every bloody time!
No Sparkling Wiggles here!
“That's an outstanding set of mustaches. I admire your dedication"
share“Now hang onto your feelings alright…cos it’s going to get *beep* hairy.”
The whole librarian hostage situation was hilarious!
"I'M EFFING KIDDING!!"
"Thee IDENTITY of the trigger man is a myssstery."- -Bane
I love when he's getting released. Puts on the watch. Cheks the billfold and tucks it in his jacket. Picks up the comb...
"Very funny, boys." Smiles, then goes serious again and drops the comb. Turns to leave' pauses.
"Right. It's been a pleasure."
I love the scene where he comes home and sees the picture of himself as a baby:
'It's me!'... (long pause, confused look) '...I was very small.'
There's something so funny and yet a little bit sad about his delivery of that line, I love it.
Also drinking the cocktail:
'That's very strong. It's wonderful'
Tom Hardy is incredible.
Ha, I was going to post that line/scene too.
Also... "No class tomorrow then?" was pretty funny.
Cheers.
He's bloody and beaten and in the 'Hannibal Cage' and then belts out:
'Pah-leeeese release me...Let me go...'
Cracked me up