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Awful movie - here's why


- No character development. In Shaun of the Dead, the characters were actually enjoyable. In this movie their acting is over the top, silly, and poorly done.

- Not funny. Seriously, how is this movie funny? Sure, there was the twinkie thing, Bill Murray, and the girls screwing them over... just none of it was amusing.

- No emotion. Since this movie isn't funny; maybe it should be sad, scary, moving - nope. There was really no feeling in this film. You don't know how the outbreak began or how it ended. You don't know the characters besides Tallahassee's son dying or Columbus's parents dying/ being a loner. Again, you could care less what happened to these characters

- Not gory enough or enough zombies. They really should have gone all out, showing much more zombies feeding and extend the gore. The only few gore scenes were brief and at the beginning. Most of the film was them just talking really.

- Unrealistic. Yes, I know its a movie, but Walking Dead does a good job at conveying the fear and making it realistic. Even in Shaun of the Dead they seem genuinely terrified, and they show was happens in the future. In this film they are all calm, happy at times, waste bullets and are loud.

Anyways, I think this was one of the lamest and unfunniest movies I've seen, and I'm a zombie fan. Its not funny, acting sucked, story sucked, and everything sucked. I know it's a succesful movie, however I have no idea how.

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Totally agree.

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- No character development. In Shaun of the Dead, the characters were actually enjoyable. In this movie their acting is over the top, silly, and poorly done.

There was plenty of character development. The Tallahassee's dog plot-reveal for example, was a huge bit of character development. The film was constantly giving you insight into who Columbus was through his narration. And the way that they interact with each other is character development. Sorry if, somehow, the film managed to be too subtle for you.

- Not funny. Seriously, how is this movie funny? Sure, there was the twinkie thing, Bill Murray, and the girls screwing them over... just none of it was amusing.

Well, obviously humour is highly subjective and comes down to taste, but you're wrong. It's a very funny film. The character interactions are amusing, the madcap spirit of the entire finale is funny and everything to do with Bill Murray is excellent.

[quote- No emotion. Since this movie isn't funny; maybe it should be sad, scary, moving - nope. There was really no feeling in this film. You don't know how the outbreak began or how it ended. You don't know the characters besides Tallahassee's son dying or Columbus's parents dying/ being a loner. Again, you could care less what happened to these characters[/quote]
There's more than enough emotion for a zombie comedy. There's the usual romantic subplot and the whole characters caring for each other thing, and the previously mentioned plot reveal with the dog packs a genuine emotional punch. It's far more than you get in most zombie movies and it's far more than you get in most comedies.

- Not gory enough or enough zombies. They really should have gone all out, showing much more zombies feeding and extend the gore. The only few gore scenes were brief and at the beginning. Most of the film was them just talking really.

In no way does gore dictate quality. The fact that you seem to think it does speaks wonders about your taste in films.
There were plenty of zombies. They were quite sparse for most of the film, but the ending had countless amounts of them.

- Unrealistic. Yes, I know its a movie, but Walking Dead does a good job at conveying the fear and making it realistic. Even in Shaun of the Dead they seem genuinely terrified, and they show was happens in the future. In this film they are all calm, happy at times, waste bullets and are loud.

It was far more realistic than The Walking Dead in so far as it stuck to its own internal logic. The Walking Dead depicts a world, essentially operating with real-life physics, where you can walk up to a zombie and pass a knife through it's skull as if it were made out of butter.
This film portrays a more realistic interaction between people, if you ask me. If you were one of the last people on Earth in such a situation, I think most people would be jokey and light-hearted whenever possible as opposed to constantly dark, broody and soap-opera-y like they are in The Walking Dead.
Some of the characters' decisions are stupid, but that doesn't really come down to how realistic a film it is. You just have a problem with the characters being stupid. I'll admit that they are, but they're no stupider than characters in The Walking Dead.

Anyways, I think this was one of the lamest and unfunniest movies I've seen, and I'm a zombie fan. Its not funny, acting sucked, story sucked, and everything sucked. I know it's a succesful movie, however I have no idea how.

There was nothing wrong with the acting or the story. Simply saying "it sucked" doesn't even begin to justify an opinion.

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I mostly disagree with all of the above. Cant be botherd to go thru the list of why. Also cant believe you compared this tongue in cheek film with the walking dead. Haha

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"cant believe you compared this tongue in cheek film with the walking dead. Haha"---- misstrouble


misstrouble is totally correct.. Zombies may be the central theme but Walking Dead is a multi year drama with entire seasons dedicated to character development. ZL was a fun 90 min movie that was to be taken as exactly that, A comedic movie that really didn't need any more character background than what it was given.

They both do what they were written to do but ZL was never intended to be anything more than it is which is a fun movie.

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OK why not. If you don't like it; fair enough but:

Character development + Emotion. The film is all about the group. Its the story of how a bunch of survivors are forged into a family. It is why it doesn't look far outside the four leads, and their character development is how it can happen.

Funny? Wichita and Columbus both throw out subtle humour from the very start, you might not like it; but it is there. There is also the walking caricature that is Tallahassee. For me its full of black humour, especially the set piece Zombie kills.

Gory/Zombies. 2 points-- firstly it was originally designed as a TV pilot which may explain the gore levels. Secondly as above, the film isn't about the Zombies; they are a backdrop to the character story. (By the way even as it is, it felt gorier than Shaun)

Unrealistic-- Honestly, they have just taken a different slant on the whole thing. Walking dead is all about the horror. Shaun is set just as the Apocalypse begins. Zombieland is set months later, and the characters are the ones who have survived: they have become hardened, traumatized and have adapted to the new world. To me the most horrific thing is how easily Little Rock copes -- a 12 year old girl who doesn't think twice about killing people (Zombies here are ill not dead).

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WOW, i can't believe you tried to compare a 90 minute motion picture to a TV series.

1st The Walking Dead has gone completely down hill since it started. Poor Writing Poor acting, and poor story telling have turned TWD into nothing better than a day time soap. It is now at the level of True Blood, completely awful.

2nd, look up the definition of zombie, one of the key words is automaton, which the creatures within Zland fit perfectly.

3rd, Gore does not make a zombie movie or TV show good. Romero has proved this with Land of the Dead, Diary and Survival... 28 Days later has very little gore and yet is an awesome zombie film, and yes they are zombies using the keyword automaton.

4th Fear,, you do know Zland is a comedy right? You can't compare a Comedy to a drama. And if you want to talk about conveyed fear... the opening 10 minutes of the original DAWN of the DEAD instills fear. The TV report with the 2 gentlemen in a heated discussion conveys not only the confusion but the fear grippng the world in regards to the phenomena.

Maybe you should get your head out of your ass and watch other zombie films TWD is not the great show it started out to be, and Zombieland delivered on everything it promised it would be. At no point in the marketing did they ever convey this as a full blown dramatic horror film, it was billed as a Comedic horror movie, or as the director himself put it... a comedy with horror elements.


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walking dead is realistic? lol sorry you lost all credibility there.

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You just lost all credibility because you didn't back up your statement with evidence.

Seriously, did you learn nothing in high school English class?

The IMDb boards are notoriously bad when it comes to this. Somebody presents a well-thought out opinion, and you get loads of idiots like yourself who just barge in and only say, "LOL NO UR RONG" or "Pft, you're a joke! I am way more intelligent than you and will prove it by berating your opinion condescendingly without offering any substance to the discussion!"

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I was unaware this was English class but I'll try this out..

1. Every head shot is a kill shot. TWD showed us the reason for the reanimation of the undead: a very small part of the brain (looked like the brain stem if I remember correctly) is reanimated. It is shown to us that trauma to this particular part of the brain is the way to kill the walkers. So you think it's realistic that every single head-shot, is a one shot kill, that punctures that particular part of the brain? Every knife to the head hits that one, small part?

2. No recoil. Automatic assault rifles with no recoil when fired in full auto. Rick's Colt Python with absolutely no recoil? When firing with one hand?

3. The Accuracy comes and goes. When fleeing Hershel's farm I saw head shots from the passengers of moving vehicles. I've seen the Governor's guys take down military personnel with ease. Rick's group is shown scoring headshots with pistols from range, on moving targets. Yet both groups seem to lose all accuracy when shooting at people. Even when not being fired upon. Very inconsistent accuracy.

Tell me these are realistic and provide explanations and then we can go into character decisions that do not make sense.

Also, I realize not everyone expects these considerations in a tv show, but when creating a horror drama, realism is what allows viewers (or at least viewers such as myself) to become fully invested. Anyway, thanks for English class.

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Damn, great post.

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You knew that before you watched it. Stupid Post....

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