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why would a woman choose Columbus?

posted 14 years ago by conangirl
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i'm an athletic alpha female.. and the last person i would be attracted to would be some cerebral, non athletic, geeky/virgin type with Irritable Bowel Syndrome. There are some "cute" qualities about the kid - but, not enough to be attracted to..

As a basic female, i would be all over Tallahassee.. He's definitely ALPHA, HOT, again, he's HOT, tough, muscular, strong, brave, kind of crazy, definitely a survivalist, and with procreation in mind - the ability to have children who might have a better chance of survival...versus a gamer who is afraid of clowns..and a virgin..

The moment Tallahassee would have asked me to take off his boots? that wouldn't have been the only thing i would have taken off..

[–] JaCrispyGinx 8 years ago

He is quite literally one of the last men on Earth!

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!

[–] filmschooldegree (350) 5 years ago

Never ever in the history of the world has a girl in her 20s been attracted to a man twice her age. Never ever ever, not once, nuh uh.

[–] MovieElephant (349) 4 years ago

It's a zombie movie, dude.

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Because the movie was written by guys like Columbus.

[–] Pete314 (3003) 4 years ago

That's a clever answer.