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Let’s talk about Alana’s face


To be clear, Liquorice Pizza is a fantastic film - something as rare as a unicorn in Hollywood these days - and everyone does a first rate job. The cast is uniformly excellent, and Alana might be the best of the bunch.

That said, her face creeps me out. The close together eyes, the bulging cheeks. She looked like Alan Cumming as the hotel clerk in Eyes Wide Shut. Check it out and tell me I’m wrong: https://ibb.co/WGf2RdJ

Great bod though. So, anyone else weirded out by Haim’s mug?

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Not really. She is definitely unique looking, but not creeped out by her look. She was right for the part.

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The weird thing about the Haim girls is that their faces are around a 3/10, but their legs are 10/10.

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Agreed on the legs but Alana’s the only one with a creepy face, the tall one has a meh face and the other one is actually quite hot.

It should also be noted that Alana’s ‘big tits’ in the film are fake, as in a heavily padded bikini bra. Looking at footage of the band reveals a medium-small bosom.

Legs, however, remain strong.

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Her boobs look real in all the nipple-bump clothing, but in the bikini it did look like there was some size enhancement.

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Not weirded out by it but yeah, her face is rather unusual. Its like a female version of Peewee Herman or something. She was still quite charming in this movie though.

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As with some more famous actresses before her, Alana Haim(for the time being, more famous as a musician-singer with her two sisters) has kind of what they called on Seinfeld a "two-face."

If you look carefully when her face is shown "straight on" -- its rather pretty especially when she smiles(she has great teeth, a little bit crooked but overall straight and white.) Also in the scene where she is interviewing with the Hollywood agent, shown straight on with red lipstick and eye gloss -- quite attractive in "unique" way. (She has bags under her eyes that rather register as "sexy." I'm not kidding.)

But in profile, not well lit -- her nose is prominent. And in some shots, not very pretty at all.

I think this is important, though: Paul Thomas Anderson is a Haim family friend and has shot their videos and cast Alana in this film, but I think he KNOWS her looks are NOT conventionally attractive and that's why he cast her.

Because it makes sense for the character. Alana is stuck living at home at age 25 and evidently she hasn't proved attractive enough to really LAND a boyfriend or husband. Her looks are one reason why. Look at the scene in the Japanese restaurant restroom with the much prettier young woman who calls Gary "the hand man." You can see Alana's insecurity. She rather loves Gary already, but that more ATTRACTIVE girl got his attention.

On the other hand, she has a GREAT body -- firm(as the agent says), sexy, lithesome -- big breasts that just MIGHT be a bikini top stuffed with tissues -- and that's why PTA allows her to parade for a long stretch in a bikini.

Girls like that in real life -- great body, sometimes good looks -- can attract guys who are insecure, too. So PTA knew what he was doing when he cast her. (And she has a great voice, too.)

In real life as a rock star, Alana Haim rocks a lot of sexy moves on stage and she and her sisters did their entire 2022 concert tour in bikini tops showing off their fit bodies. I daresay in real life, Alana Haim can get all the guys she wants. Its just hard to keep them when you are a major, touring rock star.

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Oh I’ve no doubt PTA cast her for her BOBFOC quality.

That said, I think BOB is somewhat generous - her tits looked pretty big in the film, but watching some Haim music videos reveals she’s actually only mildly endowed. I think you’re right about the tissue-stuffed bra.

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So she's a rock star that has male groupies? lol...


Your post reminds me of that documentary on the all female group The Go's Go's from years ago. They didn't sleep with groupies, they slept with roadies.

I mean, I doubt I would kick Alana out of bed but she does look like Paul Reubens (peewee herman) or Alan Cumming.

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Yeah definitely got some Sheewee Herman vibes going on.

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She looked like Alan Cumming as the hotel clerk in Eyes Wide Shut. Check it out and tell me I’m wrong: https://ibb.co/WGf2RdJ

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I think Alan Cumming's kinda cute.

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OH LOOK...THE DICKHEAD LEARNED HOW TO SAY SOMETHING NICE BEFORE HE GOES FULL DICKHEAD...I GUESS THAT'S PROGRESS.🤔

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I'm with you...what is wrong with all of these immature morons that add completely nothing.

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You’re ‘with’ the vapid, screaming all-caps narcissist? You even read its post?

Not a good look but OK.

I’ve added a discussion about Alana Haim’s face. If you’re not going to engage with it then why did you post here at all?

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Because dickheads like you need to be called out for idiotic and worthless posts in hopes you grow up or shut up.

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Oooohh....little tough boy.

I bet your biggest thrill of the day is having your best mates over so you can go shrimping on them. Now go away and leave the adults alone.

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Get the fuck out of my thread, stupid prick.

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This is a space for saying whatever you want about a film. You don’t have to be here, go to Reddit

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So in your whine you are telling people to shut up but it is okay for you to open your trap, right? If you don't like a thread, why don't you go to Reddit......

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This in response to other people telling everyone to shut up, retard.

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Ah, an obvious jr by proof of child name calling....guess maybe you should head for a time out.....

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Learn English, retard.

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Does your mommy know you sneak onto the internet and throw out really complex insults left and right? And how often does she change your diaper since your posts clearly indicate you still wear one.

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So in your whine you are telling people to shut up but it is okay for you to open your trap, right? If you don't like a thread, why don't you go to Reddit......

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I don’t read obnoxious all-caps posts.

If you want me to read your post then write properly.

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YOU READ IT...DON'T LIE.🧜🏾‍♂️

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I bet you still date Rosey Palm and her five sisters.

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I’ll take Rosey Palm over Alana Haim any day.

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AND YOU DO...REPEATEDLY...TO THE DETRIMENT OF YOUR PERSONAL LIFE AND SKIN HEALTH.

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So she's a rock star that has male groupies? lol...


Your post reminds me of that documentary on the all female group The Go's Go's from years ago. They didn't sleep with groupies, they slept with roadies.

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I've kind of wondered that about the Haim sisters myself. I sort of "researched them" after I saw this movie and one of them (the mouthy older sister Este) was angry about people wondering why they weren't all married and she yelled "but what about all those guy bands with all their women? Why don't you ask THEM that?" Which suggested to me, hey, maybe those Haim sisters get all sorts of men. And now it makes sense: roadies.

For the record , they recently said that Danielle(the lead of the group) is in a relationship with one of their producers, who had a bout with testicular cancer and got the caring support of all the sisters. Este has a boyfriend but won't say who he is. And Alana "is single, guys!" (A typical attempt to generate love letter fans.)

Still, I wonder. Haim just finished about five months on the road in the US and Europe. What men were available to them, and did they partake? Just like boy bands and man bands do?

Again...it wouldn't matter WHAT they look like. They are stars, now.

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I mean, I doubt I would kick Alana out of bed but she does look like Paul Reubens (peewee herman) or Alan Cumming.

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And sometimes a bit like a space alien.

But other times -- viewed full on, smiling that great smile of hers -- she's quite gorgeous. She truly has one of those "movie star faces" that can look different ways from different angles. And a great body. And a great voice. And in Licorice Pizza, really great line delivery. (She can ACT.)

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But this remains a very honest aspect of the casting: Alana's looks not being "quite good enough" factor into the story: its one of the reasons that THIS older woman(25) WOULD be attracted to the 15/16 year old Gary. He pays compliments to her from the beginning("I like the way you look") and is very attentive to her at all times. Alana is likely worried about her looks(that's why she gets so angry about the prettier girl who calls Gary The Hand Man -- that rage is in a deleted scene on the DVD and YouTube.)

Had PTA cast a Rachel McAdams or Lori Laughlin type (younger than now, of course) in the Alana role, it wouldn't have worked and it would have just been a typical romance.

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Fair enough, ecarle.

At times, she's alright looking then all of the sudden she looks odd. lol... honestly, it's hard to explain her looks. But at any rate, I have yet to listen to any of their music.

Do you have any suggestions? What are their hit songs?

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Do you have any suggestions? What are their hit songs?

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Oh, I better not go there....Alana's getting enough heat for her looks, don't want to get her(them) in trouble for their songs.

I will say this. Once I saw the movie, I indeed sampled their songs(they've only released three albums to date) and I found them quite...listenable.

They get analyzed in lots of technical ways by professional music critics, but I'll say two things about them:

ONE: They like to "borrow" the sound of pop and rock groups that came before, them, usually with the blessing of the original group. For instance, a song called "The Wire" opens exactly like The Eagles "Heartache Tonight." And they've got a song called "Summer Girl" that uses Lou Reed's "Walk on the Wild Side" beat (I think they credited him.) "The Steps" sounds like Sheryl Crow(who is
their friend). And "Leaning on You" sounds like Fleetwood Mac (Stevie Nicks is their "Godmother" and gave each of them a necklace that they all wear at all times...when not in movies.) To my taste, both the song and the video for "Want You Back" (featuring Ventura Blvd from all those PTA movies) is their most fun bit. Their "hardest rock" song is called My Song 5. I will now sit back and await attacks.

TWO: For the most part, they make "pop rock with an edge." Danielle is very good on guitar and drums and the others are proficient(Este plays bass, Alana handles percussion) . They are pros who trained with their parents for decades before hitting it big. But for all that professionalism, their songs are pretty much "pop" to me. In interviews, they remind me of the Monkees...each one has a crafted personality: Este is kind of Bette Midler/Lisa Kudrow funny and brash; Danielle is the "quiet one"(rather on purpose); Alana ("Baby Haim") is combination cutie pie and sexpot(face or no face.) In Monkees terms, Este is Mickey, Danielle is Peter, and Alana is Davy. There is no Mike.

That was a digression. But that's what I think after listening to their songs and seeing their rather "staged" interviews. The sisters don't look anything alike, so it is like having a band composed of different women.

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And this, of course: PTA is a family friend -- the Haim girls' mother taught him art in a ritzy LA high school. PTA directed many of their music videos. So that makes Haim "connected to cool."

And yet for all of that, I think PTA knew what he was doing when he cast Alana in Licorice Pizza. He knew she wasn't THAT pretty...and it worked for the role.

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Their music sounds kind of interesting. I will check it out.

I suppose PTA picked her because of her average looks but I can't really say for sure. It's plausible I guess. Either way, in my opinion, the film didn't quite work but that's an entirely different topic.

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All fair enough. You know there weren't all that many movies in post-COVID 2021 that could really even generate the controversy and discussion that Licorice Pizza did. Also, PTA lucked out. Some of the other auteurs weren't working that year, so a lot of critical attention shifted to him and his movie(based on his track record and reputation.)

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What ‘didn’t quite work’ about the film?

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Hell, quit acting like you even watched this flick - it was certainly too far above your little head - especially while shrimping on your mates......

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Who the fuck are you? Get the fuck out of my thread, prick.

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Well, for one thing, Gary and Alana's relationship wasn't believable. And the way Gary talks made him sound like he was much older. Personally, I didn't care about the age difference but did PTA really have to make Gary sound a 30 years old? Alana was on the immature side as well. I know that people have explained this in other threads but it just didn't work in my opinion.

And when they got into the waterbed business, I thought that was when the film lost it's edge. It just wasn't interesting anymore.

Sean Penn's character was a little pointless too. It was more or less a 15 minute cameo. I would almost be willing to call it the longest cameo in film history.

Still, with that being said, I thought it was a solid film. I kinda liked it but not as much as some of the others in here. I think I gave it a 6.2 out of 10. Which means, good but not great.

My scale is like this..

9-10 Excellent/flawless
8-8.9 Great/might have one flaw
7-7.9 very good/but has a few flaws
6-6.9 good/ but has some glaring issues
5-5.9 above average/has issues but decent entertainment
4-4.9 below average/ only worth watching if you really like the cast members.
3-3.9 terrible/ full of holes, bad acting etc..etc..
2-2.9 garbage/not worth watching unless you just want something to laugh at.
1-1.9 Complete shit/don't waste your time.

The last film I gave a 1 to was Legend Of The Mummy (1998). It's really bad. Without a doubt, it's the worst film I've ever seen that has at least one big name actor in it.

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She would've been running around with Gary Busey, if this were a true story

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Well, for one thing, Gary and Alana's relationship wasn't believable. And the way Gary talks made him sound like he was much older. Personally, I didn't care about the age difference but did PTA really have to make Gary sound a 30 years old?

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Well, the movie suggests that Gary has "aged ahead of his age." He works in show business, he's had to memorize lines(lines for kids, yes, but still they are WORK.) The movie is very big on showing that the adults in Gary's life treat HIM as an adult(the Tail of the Cock Manager, the Japanese restaurant manager, the waterbed salesman, the tailor) . One reason they treat him with respect is that he PAYS THEM. He earns his own way like an adult (his mother earns too, but he contributes.)

Sidebar: in real life, I've learned the concept of being "house friends" with restaurant managers. Just as with bartenders, the customer can establish a half fake/half real friendship with restauranteurs based on the fact that the customer is paying for the friendship and becomes a regular. But its kinda REAL. Gary has "house friend" relationships both at the Tail of the Cock and the Japanese restaurant. This is perhaps another reason he sounds like he is 30.

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Alana was on the immature side as well. I know that people have explained this in other threads but it just didn't work in my opinion.

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Fair enough. We have traded some comments here but I think there comes a point where a person who likes a story and thinks it works(me) should NOT try to change the mind of someone for whom much of it did not(you.) So...I won't.

I will say this: I liked Licorice Pizza even as I didn't think some of those elements worked much, either. The interesting scenes outnumbered the ones that were less so, to me.

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And when they got into the waterbed business, I thought that was when the film lost it's edge. It just wasn't interesting anymore.

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"Licorice Pizza" stands as something interesting: a story told by a man(PTA) who based pretty much every scene on some REAL circumstance of which he was aware, and which he decided to "connect up" as one storyline, as if FORCED to . The REAL Gary (Gary Goetz, PTA's older friend) DID sell waterbeds. He DID sell one to Jon Peters. He DID have an older girlfriend(actress Kay Lenz) who DID help him sell waterbeds and she DID appear in a movie with William Holden called "Breezy" (from which Sean Penn as Jack Holden and Alana Haim read actually lines from the script.)

The Haim family Shabbat dinner with the atheist date DID happen. And PTA DID see a teenage boy hit on a older girl while on line for school photos at his high school. And Joel Wachs was the council member representing the suburb where PTA (and Haim) grew up.

Because PTA is a "writer-director auteur" he got studio backing for this story and rather forced himself to tell it "as it happened, except different." I found out about all these true stories because I read all the PTA interviews. It would be interesting to consider an audience member who thought it "was all made up."

My feeling is that if all those true incidents were the "backbone" for Licorice Pizza, its true heart lies elsewhere: in the recreation of a time and place and people long gone, in a love story that always felt true(with a strong rooting interest for it to succeed), and with unique scenes we really had not seen before on screen (the gas-less truck drive; the movie star making a motorcycle jump for adoring fans at a restaurant..)

On the waterbed angle: I think I liked this better than some because when you think about it, the whole waterbed thing was a truly WEIRD 70's fad. I never had one, but I slept on some and they were unwieldy, "sloshy" in the noise, sometimes mildewed in the smell.

And they were sold for "sexual reasons" (Hence Alana's sexual sales pitch on the phone.) Everybody wanted to 'do it on a water bed." (In the 1973 Walter Matthau crime thriller Charley Varrick, crook Joe Don Baker laments that the brothel he is staying at for business reasons doesn't have a water bed.)

And like most fads...water beds died out pretty fast. Took a few years. (But doesn't Jack Nicholson's character in About Schmidt flop around on a water bed in a movie set in 2002?)

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Sean Penn's character was a little pointless too. It was more or less a 15 minute cameo. I would almost be willing to call it the longest cameo in film history.

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Ha. I wouldn't say it was pointless, but one watched it wondering "why are we spending time with this character?"

Again..the REAL reason is that the REAL Gary Goetz's REAL girlfriend, actress Kay Lenz, can be seen in "Breezy" a 1973 movie with William Holden. But this scene crosses William Holden with an anecdote about Evel Knievel driving that motorcycle at Tail of the Cock -- and I feel that "Jack Holden" also had some Steve McQueen mixed in -- the director(based on who? John Huston? Sam Peckinpah? Mark Robson, director of The Bridges at Toko-Ri/Toko-San?) talks about Holden like he's McQueen.

I liked the scene for its "take" on aging movie stars as rather weird people. Penn's Holden never REALLY notices or cares about Alana, he may be too old and pickled to even be thinking about having sex with her -- she's just a prop to him. He MUCH prefers jabbering on aimlessly with the director when he's not repeating lines from his old movies verbatim.

Meanwhile, Gary is "on the case" -- taking a table with full "eye contact" with Holden's table, speaking to his friends about "gritted teeth, assasins focus", focused on taking Alana BACK from the old movie star. (And he does.)

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Still, with that being said, I thought it was a solid film. I kinda liked it but not as much as some of the others in here. I think I gave it a 6.2 out of 10. Which means, good but not great.

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OK.

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My scale is like this..

9-10 Excellent/flawless
8-8.9 Great/might have one flaw
7-7.9 very good/but has a few flaws
6-6.9 good/ but has some glaring issues
5-5.9 above average/has issues but decent entertainment
4-4.9 below average/ only worth watching if you really like the cast members.
3-3.9 terrible/ full of holes, bad acting etc..etc..
2-2.9 garbage/not worth watching unless you just want something to laugh at.
1-1.9 Complete shit/don't waste your time.

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Wow...now THAT is a detailed range of reaction. I'm impressed.

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The last film I gave a 1 to was Legend Of The Mummy (1998). It's really bad. Without a doubt, it's the worst film I've ever seen that has at least one big name actor in it.

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I don't even remember that one. I remember The Mummy with Brandon Frasier and the unsuccessful Mummy with Tom Cruise(who has bounced back nicely, eh?)

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Their music sounds kind of interesting. I will check it out.

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Haim just finished a big concert tour of the US and Europe(their first since COVID shut them down for a few years touring.)

They couldn't fill all their venues, but they did have some big sellouts, and one was at the Hollywood Bowl in their hometown of Los Angeles.

In his May 2022 review of the concert, Variety music critic Chris Willman wrote of the "triumphant" concert and noted in passing:

"...of course the show was in service to one of the best song catalogs anybody in rock or pop has amassed in the last 15 years."

So THAT critic thinks Haim's songs are pretty good...and so do I.

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Licorice Pizza was not a huge box office hit, though it is now playing on streaming and is likely picking up more viewers all the time.

So my question is: I wonder how many new fans Haim picked up as a band thanks to Licorice Pizza.

One was...me. I had vaguely heard of the band, and I recall seeing them on SNL(they played the show twice, some years ago) and thinking their song were good and they had a certain sisterly sex appeal.

But Licorice Pizza brought them into focus, provided the world with their back story as "show biz kids" raised and trained by their Jewish parents to be part of a family band(before breaking off on their own), showed their strong personal ties to PTA and...sent some of us to their song catalog.

Interesting: when Haim started doing interviews for their 2022 tour, one interviewer let the cat out of the bag: he was NOT allowed to ask about Licorice Pizza. I wonder why? Too much spotlight on Alana? (Danielle is the star of the group) The controversy over the age gap and the Japanese restaurant scenes? In any event, Haim shifted the spotlight back to Haim and evidently rejected Licorice Pizza as a talking point at a certain point.

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Why single Alana out? It’s not like Cooper Hoffman is an oil painting.

I agree with you that she was the best, but disagree that her looks are creepy.. I found her captivating. She has that quality that draws your attention, that same unconventional appeal of actresses like Rossy de Palma, Tilda Swinton, Toni Collette and Meryl Streep. She was by far the best thing about the movie for me.

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Coophoff was pasty, spotty and bloated but he didn’t creep me out the way Alana’s face did. I like that the film cast borderline ugly people, it was a refreshing change from the typical Hollywood mannequins.

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Yes, thank you, I was thinking the same thing. Not only does she have a horseface, her eyes are too close together.

The cartoon pic of her which MC uses in the promo is annoying.

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The cartoon pic is certainly… generous.

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It's enough to make me never wanna see that movie.

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I like her warts-and-all look in LP. Makes her seem real and relatable. Movie star looks are a dime a dozen. I WILL say that I do not like the cartoon poster portrayal of her. It looks more like she does in real life, with wavy hair and rosy cheeks. In the movie her hair is straight with a somewhat pockmarked complexion. The poster with her wearing the “You’ve a long way baby” shirt is reflective of how she looks in the movie.

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Okay, I get that. I'm being ridiculously shallow and just goofing around.

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I like her warts-and-all look in LP. Makes her seem real and relatable. Movie star looks are a dime a dozen.

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Exactly. PTA has called Alana Haim "very beautiful," but I think in his heart he knows that while the beauty IS there(I see it), it is not traditional beauty and it has to be "buttressed" by other things: her body, her voice, her personality(a bit "exotic," and even her rages are compellling.)

Its a famous story that when The Sopranos script was being shopped for pilot, the regular networks wanted "prettier people" to play Tony Soprano(and not so overweight) and his wife Carmela. A traditional TV show would have used more traditionally attractive people. Also, one NBC exec noted that the main characters on Seinfeld were not as attractive as the main characters on Friends because "executives got to cast Friends, and were not allowed to cast Seinfeld."

So one has to work a little harder to "warm up" to Alana Haim's looks in LP -- and sometimes she's just not very pretty at all -- but its the POINT, isn't it? Its why she's insecure and can't land or keep a boyfriend, and is wiling to give Gary a tentative try.

Gary's facial looks are pretty good, actually, compared to Alana but he -- and the actor -- has a bit of a weight problem and that's relatable, too. (A weight problem that still doesn't get in the way of his getting LOTS of girls in the film, because of his charisma and leadership. And being an actor in one big movie.)

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I WILL say that I do not like the cartoon poster portrayal of her. It looks more like she does in real life, with wavy hair and rosy cheeks. In the movie her hair is straight with a somewhat pockmarked complexion. The poster with her wearing the “You’ve a long way baby” shirt is reflective of how she looks in the movie.

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LP has the MGM lion roaring at the beginning -- it seems to be an MGM film. But various photos and materials are marked "property of Universal Studios." I don't know what's going on, ownership wise.

But someone at MGM OR Universal approved only two posters for Licorice Pizza: the one with a photograph of Alana (indeed with that "long way baby" shirt -- very 70s) and Gary in the background with the car. Alana's looks are "honest" in that version -- the first time I saw it, I thought "hmm...not terribly attractive," but again, like everybody, Alana needs "real life" to shine: her voice, her body, her sexy walk, "getting to know her," falling in love with her, etc.
Gary is placed in the background of the poster -- telling us "this movie is about HER." And he DOES look a bit younger than her, the point IS made about "this relationship."

The other poster allows for a cartoon version of Alana which is -- more pretty, yes? The cartoon artist made slight changes(while keeping her basic features) and it feels like a bit of a cheat -- though it DOES communicate the sexiness that she projects in the film. (Mostly, I would say, in the aftermath of Jack Holden's motorcycle crash and also when she is interviewed by the agent.)

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For those in the know, the cartoon poster is a match for the cartoon poster for PTA's "biggie," Boogie Nights. A cartoon Mark Wahlberg was the centerpiece of that poster; Alana Haim fulfills that role here to say: "This is Boogie Nights with a girl protagonist" (and none of the sex.) In both posters, the other characters encircle our "lead"(which is a bit unfair here, because in the movie, Gary is a "co-lead" who has a number of scenes without Alana.)

Still...the poster does make the point that Gary is "in the palm of Alana's hand" -- because women can do that to boys...or men.

And as with the Boogie Nights cartoon poster, the ENSEMBLE is featured. Here -- Sean Penn and Bradley Cooper and "Joel Wachs" and the posse of boys, etc.

Me, I like both posters. They use the realistic photograph poster on my streaming services. But the cartoon poster has its own nostalgia(for Boogie Nights?) and allure.

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Also, one NBC exec noted that the main characters on Seinfeld were not as attractive as the main characters on Friends because "executives got to cast Friends, and were not allowed to cast Seinfeld."


This is an excellent point. I loved "Seinfeld". Yeah, Kramer is not beautiful. But you can't replace Kramer. Also Elaine is sometimes described as "frumpy". But frumpy Elaine works. Lets not get into short fat bald George Costanza.

And I always found "Friends" to be a bit vapid.

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Yes. I think the point is that The Sopranos, and Seinfeld, and Licorice Pizza, perhaps benefit somewhat from giving us "real looking everyday people" and then making them funny , human, romantic, etc.

When "everybody looks great" we can't really relate to them. They become "fantasy people."

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Well, she has a sizzling hot body, and she likes to tease the audience with scant wardrobe on the stage. She is not a beauty in the classical sense, however, she has that dirty look that only adds to her sex appeal. I would be content in having my ways with her, and I would use her face in a way that I'm not allowed to describe in places like this.

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‘she has that dirty look’ 🤣

I’m sure Haim will be flattered to hear that.

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Well, she has a sizzling hot body, and she likes to tease the audience with scant wardrobe on the stage.

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For pretty much the entirety of their 2022 worldwide tour last year(their first after two years off for COVID), the three sisters elected to wear matching black leather bikini tops that showed off a lot of skin and a lot of physical fitness(I assume that both gym workouts and minimal eating are part of their routine.) The eldest gal -- Este -- isn't too far away from 40 but is staying as fit as possible; modernly bodies can be shown off for a long time.

But I rather wonder: do these women understand that their hot bodies will turn less so EVENTUALLY? Some sagging is a natural aging effect. They may have to switch to more cover-up on their bodies(especially on Este) as age takes its toll.

In 2022, there was no such problem, so they went overtly and bigtime, for SEX. Bodies on stage.

Their faces almost didn't matter.

PS. Haim has this song called "3:00 am" about a woman contemplating a 3:00 am booty call from a guy. Este got a little "skit" at every concert where she "took a call on stage" from some guy and told him to come meet her(in whatever city they were playing) by 3:00 am. For sex. Este was recorded on stage during one of these skits reminding the guy about their one-night stand "having sex in the stall of the ladies room." Yep, these Haim girls are selling sex right now.

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Oh, I better not go there....Alana's getting enough heat for her looks, don't want to get her(them) in trouble for their songs.

I will say this. Once I saw the movie, I indeed sampled their songs(they've only released three albums to date) and I found them quite...listenable.

They get analyzed in lots of technical ways by professional music critics, but I'll say two things about them:

ONE: They like to "borrow" the sound of pop and rock groups that came before, them, usually with the blessing of the original group. For instance, a song called "The Wire" opens exactly like The Eagles "Heartache Tonight." And they've got a song called "Summer Girl" that uses Lou Reed's "Walk on the Wild Side" beat (I think they credited him.) "The Steps" sounds like Sheryl Crow(who is
their friend). And "Leaning on You" sounds like Fleetwood Mac (Stevie Nicks is their "Godmother" and gave each of them a necklace that they all wear at all times...when not in movies.)

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I return to note that since posting the above about how Haim "samples" songs from other better known artists(though Haim's getting pretty well known themselves) I can add one more.

Spotify sent in a few Haim songs and it turns out that back in 2020, they did two songs for a animated film called "The Kroods 2 (etc.)

One of the songs is called "Feel the Thunder" and opens pretty much note for note like "Welcome to the Jungle." Turns out that the sister's producer(also Danielle's boyfriend) is a big Guns n' Roses fan and so he helped the sisters fashion a "Guns n Roses" type anthem that I guess matches up to an action sequence in "The Kroods 2." So add Guns n Roses to their list.

The other "Kroods" song doesnt sound like another band but does give Danielle(with Haim backup) a duet with none other than Jack Black, signing in his half-legit Tenacious D mode. Its an infectious "jungle animal themed" song(compete with animal noise effects ) about cavemen and women called "We All Live Here Together."

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