1. Small town people really do keep secrets. Especially secrets that could net them thousands of dollars.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to spill a truckload of walnuts at the Farmer's Market. You won't get caught.
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43. How did she know he was gonna steal chili?
44. If you are leading a double-life and someone close to you decides for you that you have to choose just ONE take a trip and a long personal journey of self-discovery and come to the conclusion that ....you are STILL gonna lead a double life!
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45. Miley cheats on Travis with Jake Ryan.
El verano en tu mirada, se me vuelve un cuento de hadas- Dulce Maria (fromer R.B.D member)
46. you can be in a pond with an angry alligator and come out completely unscathed
47. If you fall off a ladder you are also fine and can end up with a squash on your head
share48. You can still do your work on your laptop even though you can tell that the computer is clearly off. (As Vita is doing on the beach)
share49. You can tell your hometown, you're Hannah Montana, and you don't have to worry about the media finding out.
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49. When you secretly pull a prank on someone, help them back up like what Miley did to Oswald when he trembled...
"49" because the entry above this post has been listed in the first page already.
Sorry.
I'm glad Obama won, but I will not jump on the Pro-Choice bandwagon
53. Miley and Hannah look strangely similar.
54. Vanessa Williams doesn't age. Neither does Jackson.
55. Papparazzi are actually incredibly stupid for not picking up Hannah's true identity.
Pro-life for myself, but pro-choice for others. Because EVERY woman has the right to choose.
50. When you put a call on hold because your kids called, make sure they're gone by the time you switch back to your first call... heehee
51. Even though you are asleep, you will still be able to hold a paintbrush and not let it fall... (When Miley was asleep on a chicken coop, she was holding a paintbrush.)
52. Miley Cyrus and Emily Osment show cleavage in a Disney movie.
53. Hannah Montana is too busy to look out the windows of her private jet to see she is not landing in New York City.
54. A band and a orchestra can play a song which they've never heard before (The Climb) and although there's not a piano on the stage, you can still hear it.
55. A acoustic guitar can sound un-natural in the rain (Miley playing "Butterfly Fly Away")
56. you can find rascall flats hanging out on a farm playing old songs... whyyy?
57. in crowley.. your hannah//miley identity is exposed to first a fan... and then your crush.. all without getting out of the turnstyle door. [anyone count how many times they go around?]
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58. For some reason, Tennessee is NOT West to East from California and gets Hannah all confabulated??? <--seriously? wtf?
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59. Hannah Montana is rather selfish, expects everyone to follow her and not acc consider others
60. Your father will immediately ditch his social and actual life for his daughter who never really thanks him for anything.....oh wait...he also has another child who never gets anything
61. you can't actually get into your OWN concert when ur a popstar..only by golf carts
62. You can give watermelon to one girl but say "Here you go girls" as if there is more than one girl you're serving and no one will think you're a looney.
share63. Security is incredibly lax at Hannah Montana concerts…esp if you have a golf cart
64. Security is incredibly lax at Hannah's video shoots, as well…the reporter can sneak into her tent...twice
65. Lilly is far more popular than previously indicated
66. Security at Lilly’s party is tighter than at Hannah's concerts and video shoots
67. The lovely American press would never bother HM, it’s only the EVIL BRITISH paparazzi that would do that…why? Cause Americans are awesome, and foreigners are bad…
67. Hannah’s manager can show up at Miley’s PE class and walk down the hallways loudly discussing Hannah's career…and STILL nobody figures out Miley’s secret…
68. They just don’t make collectible plates like they used to
69. “Can we re-schedule the dinner, Travis?” is not a phrase in Miley can tackle
70. That reporter's girls are about to really understand broken dreams, now that their father is unemployed
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