1. Small town people really do keep secrets. Especially secrets that could net them thousands of dollars.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to spill a truckload of walnuts at the Farmer's Market. You won't get caught.
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5. When you eat super hot chilli you start dancing randomly
6. When you go to any bday party, the band off by heart knows how to play Hannah Montana songs
"When you go to any bday party, the band off by heart knows how to play Hannah Montana songs"
i thought that to! lol
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7. you only have to do a dance twice and people will be able to pick it up quickly. (well i guess it's possible, it took me 4 times to get it down.
12. Life is a climb, but the view is great.
13. Hannah only flies west to east. lol
Im really not a big fan of HM but I really liked this movie...
14. Just wear a wig and even the boy thats in love with you won't recognize you...
15. Billy Ray Cyrus can sing along to songs he's hearing for the first time...lol
16. Never wake someone up thats sleeping on the top of a henhouse :)
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18. pockets are NOT a good place to carry eggs
19. Lilly will sell you out in a heartbeat if you take away her center of attention at her party
20. Rico has gone from being a sort of cute little kid to a very creepy middle aged man
21. Speaking of middle aged men- 35 year old Jackson is finally goin to college! Good for him!
22. Country folk really DO spend their time a'pickin and a 'grinnin'!
23. Even YOU could pass for Hannah Montana if you have a good enough wig!
24. If you fix up a henhouse paint it up to look like something outta Pee Wee's Playhouse!
25. Heres a thought - if you have a date with a boy as Miley and a dinner party somewhere else as Hannah why dont you wear a simple black dress that would work for BOTH instead of having to change clothes before you run back and forth?!
26. Taylor Swift plays smalltime gigs as seedy bars
27. the Hoedown Throwdown is complicated as *beep*!
28. When your family vacations in the South instead of renting a car they drive around in a beat old jalopy that comes with a basset hound in it
29. Apparently 'Hannah" has an agent who looks like Vanessa Williams - funny: we never saw her on the show
30. Lord have mercy on your soul if you ever run across Tyra Banks in the mall
I will think of more later, I just woke up
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31 - Best Friend Never Let You Down.
32 - If you wanna Something ( You Gatta Start Somewhere )
33 - A Father Would Do Anything to Satisfy His Daughter.
Like :
* Break Up with The woman He Loves.
* Quit His Job.
34 - You can arrive with a private jet to a small villiage and no one would know. No one would even ask you how you got there also.
share35 - Teenage boys have no problem dancing on stage in front of all their peers to teeny bop pop music Highschool Musical style.
share36. You can make a sudden, last-second decision to reveal your real identity in the middle of a concert, and announce that you're gonna sing for the first time a song that relates to the decision you just made, AND your back-up singers and piano guy will know what it is immediately.
37. Not only can a teen girl can be whacked on the head with a volleyball and completely wipe out, but nobody will stop what they're doing when it does happen.
38. The reporter guy won't recognize Hannah's voice while she's singing "Hoedown Throwdown." As long as he can't see her face, he doesn't catch the fact that the voices are the same.
39. Bird feeders and satellite dishes are actually very similar-looking things, to the point where today's generation of kids can't tell the difference.
40. If you crash through a life-sized picture of yourself while driving a golf cart, the face on the picture will rip right off and attach itself perfectly to your own face. Don't worry - that's common.
41. Vanessa Williams like corn dogs and cotton candy - at the same time.