I saw a thread like this on the Veronica Mars board, and thought it would be fun to carry it over to this one. Feel free to add on!
1. Casey should stop leaving phones in Rick Fox's room.
2. Henry is THAT guy.
3. You mess with Roman, someone will piss in your champagne.
4. Kyle can pop a lock in more than one way.
5. This isn't f-ing baseball, it's catering!
"Well, *beep* me pink with a hairy arse!" - Kitten from "Breakfast on Pluto"
119. The only way Roman is Googling Ron in 10 years is if he gets very creative in the way he kills himself
share120. Henry is a crock pot
121. Lemons look like sun eggs
122. Uda didn't go to college
123. Quarterbacks need to show poise
124. What do you know about life!?!
125. If you're a gay college football player pretending to be straight while trying to get drafted by the NFL, don't get caught on film making out with a guy.
126. If you're a gay college football player pretending to be straight, don't get Casey to pretend to be your girlfriend.
127. If you're pretending to be the girlfriend of a supposedly-straight college football player, don't trust Lydia with how much money you're supposed to receive.
128. Steve Guttenberg is forgetful, and will not remember to cancel the catering to his own birthday party.
129. Don't trust a guy named Garland Greenbush to win your kickball game.
130. Baretta was called "Baretta" because he was Italian, not because he owned a beretta.
131. Roman has written three scripts and two novels - he's actually half-way through four novels, so that's TWO novels!
132. Constance was very popular in high school.
133. You know what they say about a gun in the first act...
134. If you piss off Leonard Stiltskin, he will sh*t down your throat... or down your bazooka hole... or somewhere unpleasant.
135. Henry has really skinny arms and legs.
136. We are definitely putting out the tip jar tonight!