1. If you make the worst movie ever made OVER and OVER again, people will still pay money to see it.
there is much more
2. Making a movie requires absolutely no skill, effort or talent.
share3. Being retarded in a dvd commentary is completely okay
share4. If a joke isn't funny, put it in the movie anyway. And use it again and again...
share5. Although Carmen Electra has absolutely no comic skill, timing or talent, put her in the movie as much as you can because her body will attract horny teenage boys thus making you a lot of money.
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6. You have a ton of product placement in your movie, you don't have to worry if your movie fails at the box office.
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"You think it is over, but the games have just begun."
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8. If Seltzer and Freidberg are still making money off of films like this, there's no reason my dog can't.
share9. If life was fair, these two idiots would be crash test dummies instead of "writers".
share10. The drunk weed smoking losers in high school will make more movies and more money than the talented drama club nerds they spent 4 years making fun of.
11. Carmen Electra sucks in this movie, but man i wish she would suck on me.
12. Satan is the best agent in Holly Wood.
14. If you cant think like a 12 year old, you have no buisiness making movies
13. If you're stuck on how to parody a particular movie that lots of people have seen, just make them start dancing to hip hop for no reason!
14. Just having actors wear the same costumes and be on similar sets to popular movies doesn't really count as a parody.
18. Whenever someone gets hit/kicked/puked on, even if it has nothing to do with the "story", it's always funny.
(Also, I agree with #16 LOL)
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20. Some naked men 4 girls and some big boobs 4 boys will make ur movie a "kickass" ..
share21. Make sure that for EVERY reference, no matter how obvious it is, mention what you're referring to. Not everybody knows that it's Dane Cook you're kicking into the pit of death.
22. Not Funny + Not Funny = Funny?
23. Gay, fat, and poop jokes are still good material.
"This is the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses." - Mr Pink
24. You can market a movie with anything, as long as it's out against something kids can't see, they'll check it out, and as long as it's short, by the time they've realised how bad it is, they can't walk out in anger.
My fave film is Garden State, but don't hold that against me.
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25. If a movie made millions at the box office, a movie making fun of it, no matter how bad will make just as much....
Cordially Yours...
Future Dwight
28. Films made by Alfred Hitchcock, Francis Ford Coppola, Steven Spielberg and Martin Scorsese are absolute garbage. There isn't a fart joke in any of their movies. They're bound to fail :-)
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