ANDRE QUOTES: - America's Most Smartest Model (2007) Discussion

[–] Eric_Simmons 17 years ago

when they first move in one of his girl roommates asks if he snores
"No I don't snore but I do masturbate" hahahah

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

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[–] drre 17 years ago

Didn't he say something like,

"We're gods bro!"

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[–] incubushlj 17 years ago

"It's so so so sad. I'm competing against these people. I almost feel bad! I don't know what the hell they're doing here. They're not models, dude. C'mon! Give me the *beep*' trophy and give me the money and let me go to New York. 'Cause I'm BUSY."

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[–] fright_train 17 years ago

lol. I mostly just remember the two: "SOVIET!" and "How dare she," every time Mary Alice criticizes something he did.

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[–] dropkicksmurfys 17 years ago

i was so surprised no one put the rocket quote until now! i started cracking up when he said that. he was SO excited!

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[–] mrvlgrl1860 17 years ago

""I'm so excited. He likes rockets just like me!""

^^LOL. In that moment, Andre could've been the poster child for "the look on a kid's face on Christmas morning."

"The new UPs guy was like walking porn!" - Legally Blonde: The Musical

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[–] agentbach 17 years ago

"I'm so excited. He likes rockets just like me!"

I thought that part was so cute.

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[–] imdboredfour20 17 years ago

'oohh he just hit a soviet wall, brother!'

'enjoy it, okay! from soviet, with love, baby!'

'anytime you miss me, just look into a magazine. SOVIET!'

haha hes so funny. i wish he would have won.

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[–] barkingslug 17 years ago

My personal favorites:

"Have you seen my trucking abs?!" (ed. note: Andre did not say "trucking".)

"I'll take the llama!"

"TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!!" (doing his best Leonidas)

"What did I just said?!"

"I could go on and on about this car...*silence*"

"Why don't you put something on your nipples, baby?" (to Mandy Lynn, ep. 1)

and my #1, which was in the original cut for ep. 1 but got yanked by the network:

"Jesse's so gay he's on fire. You get shot for that in my country."

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[–] Stickman38 17 years ago

Even though Andre is a blockhead, he does come up with some good quotes...

I heard this one during the finale-

"this is my last stand as a soviet"

Hilarious!

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[–] sumikonyc 17 years ago

"I gave my room to Rachel and Pickle so they can play hide the Pickle" (that one is from the VH1 extras.

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[–] chicachalada 17 years ago

"Blonde Rachel is a bag of bones, with a set of implants, and a ugly blond wig."

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[–] phelpssue 17 years ago

Someone in competition asks what his
problem is his reply is "I'm Russian."

He's a total prick, that's probably why I like him. . .

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[–] mitchmatch13 17 years ago

Lmao; i love his quotes! They are so ridiculous :D

"sovietss!": definately favorite

almost 2008 <3

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[–] MRyder 17 years ago

I know this is three months late, but I can't believe that no one posted my absolute favorite Andre quote:

“I live in Times Square! I have a 6,000 dollar apartment! I have a rare dog, I have a gorgeous girl! I’m here for one simple reason, to prove people that models aren’t stupid, we world travel, we speak five six languages, and we have an unbelievable idea of what’s going on around us!”

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[–] onecrazeechick 17 years ago

"I turned a nerd into a god! I'm a genius"

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[–] HolloBath 17 years ago

Every morning my siter and I exchange the 'How are you feeling?' 'SOVIET' conversation. Love on the treadmill when they were going on about 'America versus Soviet' too. That guy is an absolute ledge.

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[–] shelim-chowdhury 15 years ago

it is not a car, it is a vehicle
it doesnt matter if youre gay or black, those things could change

hahahahahaha

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