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Things I learned from watching Legion

posted 14 years ago by seanroberts18
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1. Two angels can come to earth in their own bodies, but all other angels must possess human beings before they can come.
2. Little old ladies,sent to destroy an unborn baby, will bite the neck of an innocent bystander rather than the target right next to them.
3. A plague of flies are actually not that dangerous, and can't harm anyone, even when they get inside a car.
4. A guy with a hook for a hand takes jokes about "being careful with guns or you will blow your hand off" quite well....
5. A good angel sent to Earth to protect a baby will automatically cut off his own wings, even though they protect him from gunfire.
6. If you are possessed by an angel in a car, your head will shake back and fore like a scene from "Wayne's World."
7. God, who is supposedly all-powerful and all-seeing, is unable to kill an unborn baby himself and has to send lots of possessed angels to kill it.
8. Angels, despite being powerful creatures, suddenly have little or no control over bodies they are possessing, with the result that zombies from "Night of the Living Dead" are fast by comparison.
9. Never buy an ice cream from a guy who has arms and legs twice as long as you.
10. Multi-million dollar companies may sometimes consider building shopping malls in the middle of a desert.
11. Heaven actually looks like a sound stage the size of a wardrobe.
12. Dennis Quaid needs a lot of money and will appear in trashy horror B-movies to make a fast buck.
13. Paul Bettany has an agent who wouldn't know a good movie prospect if it bit him on the neck.

[–] scan-479-856054 12 years ago

36. There is no problem to find 10+ crosses at night.

37. Hospitals stuff will not mind if you put 10+ crosses in intensive care ward and they don't mind if you stick them to window.

[–] wolverine0714 12 years ago

#38- Audrey got dress with the intention of showing off her ass to the whole world

#39- Audrey was hoping to get double teamed by a pair of meth-head truckers in the bathroom of a desert *beep*

[–] Godnesss 12 years ago

#40 Arch Angels, second to only God in strength cannot do anything but flap wings, shoot guns and swing knives/maces.

#41 God is suicidal and wants to kill himself (Baby Jesus, Holy Spirit, God all connected)

#42 Holy Spirit doesn't want to involve itself at all

#43 If God wants you dead it's gonna take quite a long time

[–] conangirl 12 years ago

#55. Angels are basically gang members. Archangels have straight teeth. Their subordinates have sharp, pointy, ratty teeth.

#56 If you want to show humans you're one of the "in crowd".. throw the gang sign.
"show your teeth!" (Dennis Quaid)

#57 Mike says to Gabriel: "You gave him what he wanted, i gave him what he needed".. gawd lays back in the sheets and lights up a cigarette. "Thanks, Mike-baby"..

some days, it's not worth chewing through the restraints..

[–] petethepieman55 10 years ago

#59 Random toy factories have army style gun storage containers, complete with cool lighting effects...(wonder where the light switch was? hehe)

#60 Same toy factory has so many accidents, its first aid kit comes with a needle and thread. How can I tell they have a lot of accidents? Check the needle tip. Blunter than a ballpoint pen... ;)

#61 When coming to a barred door, don't bother to lift the bar, and shoot the lock with one of the MANY guns you have. Much easier to use a shaped charge to blow out a garage door. Also, make sure to shape the charge into a crucifix shape.

#62 Stealing cop cars in LA is apparently going to cause a blackout, that follows the car for no reason.

#63 Willa Holland looks HOT in that outfit!

#64 It takes Jeep 2 hours to figure out how to open the bonnet of a BMW. Way ta go, you community college mechanic. Guess they only taught you American cars, huh? 

#65 Dennis Quaids character suffers from Storm Trooper Aim, even with a pump action shotgun, and a target less than 10 feet from him. 

"Don't let my logic get in the way of your stupidity"

[–] jon_combo 10 years ago

9. LOL, poor kids never going to be able to buy ice cream.

[–] KarlSwan 10 years ago

This was really funny!
I feel like those guys with a t-shirt that says:
"I went to X and the only thing I got was this stupid shirt"
and I'm like:
"I went to watch this movie and the only good thing I got was a funny post"

[–] Dream_Demon 9 years ago

1. Apparently a man can be filled with gross, yellow acid so strong that it eat though another man's clothed flesh down to the bone yet the man filled with acid isn't eaten down by the acid at all, even when it bursts out of him.

2. Throwing frying pans at someone's head turns out to be a pretty effective combat technique as it can break necks. Too bad this was used on someone possessed by an angel.

3. When angels possess people, the people not only look like they're possessed by demons (which I personally think is brilliant since demons are fallen angels), they ACT like demons too (which is not so brilliant).

4. A certain toy store in LA apparently sells "hardware" that is more military-grade than just toys.

5. Angels that possess people can in fact use guns as evidenced by the one that possessed the cop early in the film but for some reason they choose not to, even when it would make their task MUCH easier.

6. Somehow, a car going being filled to the brim with flies as it is being driven does NOT result in a car wreck nor does it result in any deaths for any of the car's passengers.

Welcome to my Nightmare- Freddy Krueger

[–] kalelabud 9 years ago

i think paul bettany's agent doesn't have a good vision

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IF YOU NEVER WATCHED "AWAKENING OF THE BEAST" YOU DON'T DESERVE RESPECT.

[–] marematey86 8 years ago

1. THE ANGELS crucifying husband/Howard with upside-down cross(Satanic Symbol)!