SCREW THIS!
I know that the remakes an sequels will never destroy the value of the original, but this is *beep* Who the hell do these producers think they are....
shareI know that the remakes an sequels will never destroy the value of the original, but this is *beep* Who the hell do these producers think they are....
shareAgreed. Remaking SUSPIRIA is a tragedy. How on Earth could anyone think of doing this?
If you forget the colors, the music and mostly everything of the original and leave the basic plot, eliminating the gory scenes(I do love the basic plot of SUSPIRIA, fits the film perfectly) it will probably become just one more of those cheesy, PG-13 horror remake that a bunch of idiot teenagers will watch and probably, when they watch the original film on youtube, will come out and say "lol the reamke so much better!". Sad, sad world.
Very nice way of putting it mathuemarchetti. The only reasons this film is good are the beautiful and fantastical colors reminiscent of Snow White, the brilliant music and the eerie plot (plus the murder scenes, especially the scene with the dog). I appreciate the classic films, and when I hear someone say how stupid and boring the 'old one' was I want to shoot them with a bazooka!!! For example, I heard 2 people talking about going to see the new Halloween movie and commented on how it looked stupid compared to the awesome original, and one of the people said the old one was gay. Very sad.
It will be the same with Suspiria.
How the HELL can anyone remake this movie? No one can replicate the atmosphere and the symbolism that the original had! COME ON! Hollywood needs to stop remaking great horror flicks. THERE'S NO BLOODY NEED FOR IT!!!
shareNew Producers nowadays have no new ideals to think of for themselves & their Only solution is to steal and copy old Hollywood style ORIGINALS ...
If the new remake Flops like ALL the others... I'm going to be very pissed. It's unfortunated that the YOUTHS nowadays playing these roles are just as boring and un-talented as those directors/producers remaking these films.
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You're all a bunch of sticks in the mud. You've already sold it as bad in your heads. Give it a chance to fail before you condemn it. You might be surprised.
shareokay pick a film that was a good remake. i have yet to see one. maybe Judi dench (which will be inetersting considering her burlap bag stature), but not natalie portman.
shareGood remakes (not necessarily better than the original, but still good):
The Ring
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
The Hills Have Eyes
Vanilla Sky
I agree 95% of remakes suck but they aren't all bad. I'm sure there are more, maybe I'll start a thread.
The Dawn of the Dead re-make was terrible, sorry.
shareSeriously, WHY MUST THEY DO THIS?!
shareThe Thing.
With that said, a good remake is extremely rare and usually pointless.
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Do you honestly think I was posting about a 2011 film in 2009? LOL, who do you think I am, Marty Mcfly?
I mentioned The Thing ( the 1982 version of course) as a counter to the OP's assertion that all remakes cheapen the original story. As was my point 3 years ago, not all remakes are without merit. Most certainly, but not all.
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Producers always have been about money, Einstein. That doesn't mean they want to put out bad movies. Almost all bad remakes have only been bad because the source material was so crap...
That said, you should be more concerned with who they get to write and direct, and the writer they have for Suspiria is actually quite good.
I would normally be on your side but one thing keeps me from making a stance, and thats David Gordon Green being a writer.
He is a brilliant writer/producer/director and this is soo far away, as a genre, from what he does that it just makes me very very curious what he wants to do with it.
i love argento, and the original suspiria is iconoclastic, but i also love terrence malick, jeff nichols and david gordon green.
He may yet surprise me.
I haven't found anything David Gordon Green has done to be "brilliant" and his most recent "Pineapple Express" was a god awful mess in my opinion. I fail to see any potential arising from his involvement.
shareThey are just completely out of ideas in Hollywood. They are remaking Rosemary's Baby and a movie that JUST CAME OUT called "Let the Right One In." Geez.
shareThis is a pointless film. I hope it never gets made.
shareThe Fugitive, The Fly, some consider the 80s Invasion of the Body Snatchers to be better than the original, and there are several more listed in one of the previous posts so the list goes on. I am personally on the fence, on the one hand I can see why Suspiria is so highly regarded, on the otherhand I personally found that there were a few major problems with the film which kept it out of the masterpiece catagory.
The fact of the matter is though that although it seems like at least three or four different remakes come out every year - and none of them quite up to par with the originals - remakes are not unpresidented, and in the horror genre, they are actually quite common. Of course they don't always work, both Psycho and The Hitcher were remade and the remakes of those paled in comparison to the original. But in the case of Suspiria, assuming they find a director that knows what he's doing, I think it could be worth a try. Worst case scenerio, the remake is a complete trainwreck and it joins the ranks of the many horror remakes that are largely forgotten and never forgiven.
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I think that this remake COULD very well work and maybe even surpass the original 'Suspiria'. The writers can still have good stylings/visuals, good gore effects, creepy music, and the same atmosphere (all what made the original great). But they can also improve on it like having a better script, better execution, better pacing, developed sympathetic characters, and genuine thrills.
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