Bran can’t have kids? Since when? - Game of Thrones (2011) Discussion

[–] beauq81 (1142) 6 years ago

He don't work down there.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

How do they know for sure? He's a virgin after all. :D

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[–] DeusexMachina815 (36) 6 years ago

Well apparently he doesn't experience human emotions anymore so based on that alone I'd say it'd be difficult

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[–] Atarimaster (442) 6 years ago

Remember when one of the slavers assumed that Tyrion has a dwarf-sized cock and Tyrion went: "GUESS AGAIN"?

I kinda would’ve been nice if Bran had echoed these words the moment when Tyrion said that Bran can’t have kids…

;-)

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[–] papamihel (1616) 6 years ago

He was in care of a family doctor after the fall. I presume that's how they know.

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[–] OldG (853) 6 years ago

Isn't he paralyzed from the waist down... that would make it hard to produce children...

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[–] BrunoAntony (1198) 6 years ago

Paraplegics and quadriplegics can have kids, dude

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[–] OldG (853) 6 years ago

Sure in our modern society... but I am pretty sure that in the time that we can compare GOT to... being paralyzed probably ruled out having children...

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[–] Gastonian (946) 6 years ago

Being paralyzed means you can't feel orgasms, it doesn't mean you can't produce viable sperm.

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[–] OldG (853) 6 years ago

See reply above...

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[–] BrunoAntony (1198) 6 years ago

Your reply added nothing.

Are you saying paraplegics couldn’t jizz and produce viable sperm in the Middle Ages?

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[–] OldG (853) 6 years ago

No I am saying... because he has no feeling down there... no one was trying... and therefore because of their lacking medical knowledge everybody just assumed that there would be no kids for Bran...

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[–] bohemianroxie (2478) 6 years ago

I guess it would be assumed in that era that a paraplegic could not produce offspring.
Besides...Bran doesn't seem to have normal feelings and emotions so he wouldn't be visiting brothels or falling in love with anyone so it's a safe hunch.

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[–] BrunoAntony (1198) 6 years ago

I’m sure Tyrion, Bronn and Podrick would try to get Bran laid via prostitutes at least once.

For some reason, everyone just assumed Bran had no sexual desires in that last episode because he was such a nerd.

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[–] Tricklebrook (316) 6 years ago

For some reason, everyone just assumed Bran had no sexual desires in that last episode because he was such a nerd.

LOL!!!

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[–] ducksoup (3933) 6 years ago

Three-eyed ravens are sworn to celibacy. It is known, Khaleesi.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

All I remember is that scene from 'Born on the 4th of July': I want to masturbate so bad! And unfortunately, I can't.

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