After horrifically burning a dozen people on Dragonstone...
Selyse: "Did you see, Ser Davos? They're with our lord now, their sins all burned away, did you see?"
Davos: "I'm sure they're more than grateful, my queen."
^ LMAO Davos.
How about in S7 where Jon has arrived at Eastwatch and is in discussion with Tormund and the crew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXOgtXmHrzE
"What the fuck's a Lommy?" by The Hound.
shareWay back in S2-
Melisandre: "You should kneel before your brother. He's the Lord's chosen, born amidst salt and smoke."
Renly: "Born amidst salt and smoke? Is he a ham?"
A bit of very dark humour here....
Theon just got his privates cut off and is nailed to a cross. Ramsey is eating breakfast, and teasing him when he goes to eat a sausage.
Ramsay: Mother says I shouldn't make fun of cripples but my dad says to throw rocks at their head.
Ramsay is just a bit of a bully here.
Tyrion on the subject of Renly Baratheon.
"It's all true about Renly. His proclivities were the worst kept secret at court. It's a shame the throne isn't made out of cocks. They'd have never got him off it."