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Have I told you how much I dislike SASSY BLACK WOMEN?

posted 14 years ago by trompos
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There are few people I dislike more than sassy older black women who want to "tell you like it is".

"Sweetie Africa is a continent, get it right" thanks for correcting the guy who is obviously making a joke. Now tell me the capital of the state you live in.

Second to sassy black women, I dislike female self righteous black social workers. Well, social workers in general tend to make my blood boil, but esp. authoritative black ones who have some kind of desire to wield the little power they may have over you, kind of like black female TSA agents. It must be a complex that comes about from years of feeling inferior.

Notice I said dislike and not hate, and while I know the stupid and weak minded will take my little rant to be "hateful" perhaps "ignorant" or any other favorite words used by the unoriginal, I am not hateful. Also, save the "you're a bad Christian" speech. You can dislike people, there is no sin against that.

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[–] Smackdown735 14 years ago

Also, save the "you're a bad Christian" speech. You can dislike people, there is no sin against that.

What Bible are YOU reading???

As un-politically correct you are you do speak a lot of truth.

But why did you say you hate sassy "black" women? Are sassy "white" women any better?

[–] trompos 14 years ago

I can't hate people, but disliking people is fine. I don't have to like everyone.

Any yes, sassy white women (while annoying) are a LOT better than "MMMMMM HMMMMM" black women who have this "you won't get over on me" attitude. I love telling them off when they give me guff they think I'm going to be like the dry toast white guys they're used to intimidating.

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[–] blve23 14 years ago

so trompos

what's it like to wake up every morning and do what a book tells you to do

[–] trompos 14 years ago

"what's it like to wake up every morning and do what a book tells you to do"

It feels pretty good. I have a guide to my life which people who are non-believers lack. This is why atheists are not as happy, and are more prone to suicide than theists.

Life is hard, and having a 'book" as you call it is a leg up. It's a "book" filled with wisdom, guidance and truth. Even the most hardened atheist can't deny that there is at least SOME (in their view) wisdom in the Bible, and SOME truth, everything in your life from parenting, to marriage, to diet, and work as well as finance is discussed and if followed usually leads to success in these areas.

So now I ask you. How does it feel NOT to have a book? How does it feel NOT to have anything? How does it feel to know (at least in your mind) that there is nothing after you die. That one day you simply will not be. That must be terrible when you sit and think about it if you ever do. That everything that you were, and loved will be gone and you too will be gone and that there is no tomorrow.

I also don't just have the Bible as a guide, I have Holy Mother Church which I follow. We all have something we follow, be that the Bible, the law of the land, the US Constitution or the Constitution of each person's respective nation. We all follow something when we wake up in the morning. Even anarchists.

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[–] kimmy_z 14 years ago

"How does it feel NOT to have a book? How does it feel NOT to have anything? How does it feel to know (at least in your mind) that there is nothing after you die. That one day you simply will not be. That must be terrible when you sit and think about it if you ever do. That everything that you were, and loved will be gone and you too will be gone and that there is no tomorrow."

I don't need a book to give me motivation.
It's really not terrible, I just think of it as a long sleep after one hella long day. :)
I'm okay with knowing that everything will be gone, and it's because I just try to live my life, and make the most of what I have now. Be happy, and hopefully be able to share happiness with as many people as possible.

I agree with you though, the Bible does have wisdom, and being born and raised Roman Catholic, the Bible and this religion also led me to who I am today.
It's not just those things though!
Let's just keep an open mind everyone! :)
Good luck.

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[–] weaselnutz 13 years ago

" I really DON'T hate black people. If a black person is decent, upright and civilized, I have no problem, I specifically singled out SASSY (rude, and vulgar, quick to anger) black women."

THats the problem though the majority of the arent decent upright and civilized. Then when you point that out everyone wants to point the finger and call you racist. Every race has scummy people just some more than others.

[–] Smackdown735 14 years ago

so trompos

what's it like to wake up every morning and do what a book tells you to do

OMG, why do all Atheists EVER want to do online is argue religion?!?

...Get a life dude, you're not going to change anyone's faith in God, especially not by trying to ridicule them...

This thread is about "Sassy black women". Find a theological thread to whine in, there's no shortage of those...

[–] trompos 14 years ago

Thanks for the back-up Smack. These fools just feel so insecure in their own faith (and yes, atheism is a faith) that they feel the need to poke fun at theists. As I said on the Expelled forum, atheists believe in silly fairytales like aliens seeding life on earth and magic crystals creating life. They REALLY believe this crap, but believing in God is just dumb.

I esp. love when I give an unpopular opinion and people get angry with me and call me a "bad Christian". No wonder atheists have more problems with depression and suicide than theists.

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[–] GamerDErman 14 years ago

Would you guys just shut the *beep* up about religion? This isn't the place to talk about it.

[–] VillainInBlack 12 years ago

So believing in aliens which exist in physical proof (Pyramids, Puma Punku, etc...) is crazy, but believing in an bearded old dude that magically created everything in six days isn't. RIIIIIIIIGHT.....

Oh and if you're Hispanic thank you for selling out to a religion that raped and murdered your ancestors....

P.S. I do agree with you on the "Sassy Black Women" and Social workers though. Sassy Black women just feed up to the dumb stereotype that they are and display no intelligence, and Social workers need to be removed from society since they more often than not abuse their powers.

I'd rather be nothing...-Bishop-

[–] CapitanHowie 9 years ago

Sassy Black women just feed up to the dumb stereotype that they are and display no intelligence

As opposed to the rednecks who tried to physically hurt 2 men just for kissing at a wresting match.

NO one in the talk show scene threw anything, or even cursed. The white crowd acted as if the world was ending because 2 men kissed. They actually PRIED the bolted-down chairs up to throw them into the cage- which could have seriously hurt someone.

They acted and looked like animals, screaming and being psychotic (most with no teeth to speak of). They were all dressed in Goodwill clothing (Unless the had on anti-gay shirts) and their "dates" looked like trash.

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[–] bron-tay 12 years ago

Something tells me blve23 will do anything Michelle Obama tells him/her to do.

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[–] Blackace 11 years ago

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so trompos

what's it like to wake up every morning and do what a book tells you to do
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Well, he's definitely not following the Bible's preachings. As Jesus doesn't dislike or hate anyone. Jesus wouldn't condone anyone being hateful to others no matter what race or color.

Trompos must be confessing his sins every night. People love to try and use the Lords name in vain to make themselves look like a Saint. None of that is acceptable in the Bible.

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[–] trompos 14 years ago

What have black people ever done to me? Become president and ruin my country? That's just one thing. Just kidding...but not really.

Seriously though, you've taken my comments to heart and already expect a tough retort, and that's not the case. I really DON'T hate black people. If a black person is decent, upright and civilized, I have no problem, I specifically singled out SASSY (rude, and vulgar, quick to anger) black women.

Thank MY ancestors? I'm Puerto Rican and Cuban (you'll do one of two things with that information 1. Ignorantly say PRs and Cubans are all black or part black because you once saw a black PR and Celia Cruz, or 2. Bash my heritage.) while my ancestors were technically Caucasian of Spanish and Italian descent and DID bring slaves over, they brought slaves mainly to the Caribbean. I have NO problem with the blacks in PR or Cuba. Blacks on the islands are hard working, descent, and very accepting of all. I have a home in PR and visit Loiza and Carolina, two historically black areas of PR (not unlike visiting Crenshaw or Harlem) and I feel fine. I go out to eat, I have friends there, my wife who is part black (didn't see that one coming huh?) visits her Grandmother there. her Grandmother is black as the ace of spades. A lovely woman and I love her dearly. Then again, she's not sassy.

I am, while "Hispanic" (Hispanic is NOT a race) very very VERY white. I am not seen as different in these places. Put me in Harlem (I grew up in Harlem my family owned and OWNS a business there) I am seen as the white boy, given strange looks and black women attempt to intimidate and bully me thinking I'll fold. To their shock I never do.

And jealous? I have a rich history and diverse people of my own. No need to be jealous of poverty, crime, and strife. But thanks anyway.

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[–] trompos 14 years ago

OK OK, here's another one, I CAN'T STAND assertive foreign women. WOW! They get on my nerves, esp. hispanic and Asian ones. I love my mom because she's my mom, but she is an assertive business woman and if I were not her son and had to deal with her, I would simply not do business with her.

I was at a Korean restaurant (it's official by the way, I HATE Korean food, I gave it several chances) and I disliked the Korean woman who owned the place. She chased after us when she thought we didn't leave a tip, we had left if on the card. When I rented an apartment to a Philipino woman, this lady got under my skin, a French woman I rented to also did, assertive and "bitch" foreign women are not my cup of tea.

The reason I spoke of Sassy Black Women is because they were present in this movie.

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[–] SiamBlu 14 years ago

So the main theme here is that you don't like women (particularly non-whites and non-Americans) who assert themselves, have a mind of their own or are in positions of power.

Keep 'em lily-white, comatose, housebound and submissive.

Oh...and you have "mommy issues".

Bet you're quite the catch.

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[–] superwhack 14 years ago

"Okay and wow. You totally got me with the fact that you're Puerto Rican. I'm currently dating a Puerto Rican. I find him to be a wonderful, caring and compassionate guy. Probably the greatest guy I've ever dated. Since you're not caucasian, that knocks down everything I said before about the ancestors. I truly thought you were another white person with a problem with black people. The whole race thing has gotten old."

you're right, the whole race thing HAS gotten old...you're saying the fact that the guy is puerto rican just totally negates whatever racist undertones you initially drew from his comment? like white people are the ONLY ones who could ever POSSIBLY be racist? oh, that's right, because "our" ancestors were responsible for all those years of oppression that "your" ancestors had to endure...well, to assume that every light skinned person in this country is a descendant of some plantation owner is INCREDIBLY racist- i honestly don't know a single person who can actually trace their lineage in this country back to the slavery era, this is a country heavily impacted by immigration and most people i know have only been established in the united states for a few generations. you're making generalizations that perpetuate negative stereotypes; it's equally racist to assume that every dark skinned person in america is the descendant of an african slave who was forced here- what about all of the people from jamaica, haiti, ANYWHERE who are dark skinned and willingly emigrated to america? just because a person is black does NOT automatically mean that that person is "african american" (and as a side note, i cannot STAND when people use that term as a sort of euphemism for black or dark skinned; i think it is in itself racist and offensive to all dark skinned people who are not from africa themselves). this whole "us" vs. "them" attitude contributes to the lingering disparity between "races". some people have light skin, some people have dark skin, and most people refuse to accept that it is as superficial of a trait as hair color or eye color. if people keep attaching so much significance to it then it's going to keep being an issue.

(i apologize if this comes across as an attack because that's really not my intention, i just don't think it's fair to criticize someone for "singling out black women" when you're essentially singling out white people in general as being the sole proprietors of all things racist...kind of the pot calling the kettle black there, no pun intended.)

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[–] superwhack 14 years ago

yeah i can imagine, and that's understandable. sorry for going off on a tangent there, but i've likewise come across SO many people who seem to think that racism towards white people is either completely acceptable or doesn't even QUALIFY as racism...it's a frustrating double standard, and the whole slave owning ancestors jab is always a major trigger for me (as you can tell from my first response, hah).

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[–] oewnaynailf 13 years ago

You're pretty sassy yourself. But I guess white men are allowed to be sassy in your book. God forbid a black woman to correct a white man. She's only permitted to be agreeable and submissive before you can like her. While a white man is being racist and insulting her, she should just nod her head and smile and say, "yes, massuh, you are right, massuh."

So basically, you dislike (ahem, hate) any woman, but especially non-American or non-white, who hold positions of authority and power. I feel really bad for your wife. You probably have her beaten down to a submissive, timid black girl who waits on her white master, oh, I mean husband.

[–] kaphawoman 13 years ago

How come you know so much about black social workers? Are you abusing your kids? Have other pathologies in your family that the government is forced to deal with because people are reporting you? If they're not "wielding their power" then frankly they're not joining their job as people that are supposed to prevent abuse and possibly the death of women and children. I find it jaw-dropping and laughable that someone from CUBA and PUERTO RICO has the nerve to badmouth sassy female culture! You said that you're a very white Hispanic, so perhaps it is YOU that is taking out your frustration with being boxed in with minorities who have their own stereotypes? And the fact that you have a Christian signature proves you're not just racist and sexist, but a religious nut and hypocrite to boot.

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