Funniest line ever?


Hey, my name is Jim, wanna suck my dick for money

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I honestly do not remember that line in the movie.

My favorite movie is when Derek says I can help sell your house and I will only do it for 4/5 commish. That is 80 percent lol. In real life realtor get 6 percent.

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I think that he means that he would do it for 4/5 of 6%, ie, he would only take 4.8% commission.

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^ this is correct, the humorous part comes two fold...
1) this is a relatively minute amount of discount
2) total morons would assume he means 80%.


funniest line ...

"Why are you sweating....?"

"....I've been watching Cops.... "

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There are no funny lines in this movie.

Not. A. Single. One.

Stupid does not equal funny.

This movie causes brain damage, and all copies should be burned for the good of society.






If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong!

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You found this movie stupid and completely unfunny without a single redeeming quality or funny bit whatsoever...yet hung in there for the entire movie?




Whose idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

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Dale: Why you so sweaty?
Brennan: I was watching cops.

Gets me everytime.

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"YOUR WAKING THE NEIGHBOR'S! SHUT UP!"

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"Shut your mouth, ese!" - white girl.

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What the *beep* *beep*

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I'm Derek and I can sing high like this.

"I win at cookie?"

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"Of course it's their fault! They're the two biggest d*ckheads in the world!"

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Hey listen mother f--cker we only play 80's Billy Joel so take your skank hooker wife and get the F--ck out of here !

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My favorite line:

End scene, referring to the Chewbacca masks:

"It's ok that mine's not movie quality."

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