(spoiler alert!)
"I love you, too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face!"
"But we already 'did it'."
"Wouldn't it sound great if we could hear a train going by in the distance?"
"No, not really"
"It'd probably be annoying"
"Sounds like she's trying to sell us a vaccuum cleaner."
Not bad, for a cowboy
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well look at these a$$holes...
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the waitress in green sari is so lovely. Her looks make me feel in peace.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Let me get back to you on that."
"What happened to the snake?"
[Immediate response, which we find out later is a bluff] "It's dead."
And I also adore that line, "Well look at these *beep*
Later, when their mother is showing the boys the tiger's pawprints in the sand:
"It ate one of the sister's brothers."
The brothers laugh.
"No, I'm being serious."
"Why? What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW!" - PW Herman
I've watched this movie at least a dozen times and that scene where they just kicked out of the train always burst me into laughs! Priceless!
Why are your eyes so red?
Why is your head so bald?
Because I have Alpacia.
Thats like Albino right?
Not really (sighs)
In response to the tiger.
"We thought that was *beep*
*points to tiger pawprint
"You call that *beep*
So many subtle lines too.
"Wait until they get a load of me."
Like when Francis says to Jack after Peter yells at the Germans,
"Did I raise us, kind of?"
Not bad, for a cowboy
Patricia gives the 2 best quotes in the whole film (and they aren't even in the quotes section, which I find ridiculous).
"Maybe we could express ourselves more fully... if we say it without words. Should we try that...?"
"Alright, let's make an agreement.
A), We'll get an early start tomorrow morning and try to enjoy each others' company here in this beautiful place
B), We'll stop feeling sorry for ourselves... it's not very attractive
C), We'll make our plans for the future. Can we agree to that?
To be continued..."
Too true. And when she tells them what they'll eat for breakfast.
Not bad, for a cowboy
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"Well, I'm not crazy about where I start screaming at the mechanic. That never happend." I pretty much say this after everytime somebody asks me to proof read or check their work.
Yorkshire is a place. Yorkshire is a state of mind.
Okay. Lets Look At The Next Itenery
*beep* THE ITERNARY
I know I'm gonna catch flak for this from some, and you won't like me much either, but it made me lol how you managed to misspell (and grossly so) the word 'itinerary' in TWO markedly DIFFERENT WAYS within millimetres of each other. TWO different wrong versions. Nice.
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