100 things we learnt from 'Bangkok Dangerous'

No "what we learnt from..."-thread? Though this was such a "WTF?" movie.

Well...

What I learnt from Bangkok Dangerous:

1. If 10 elite snipers shoot at one person for one minute they will all miss.
2. If you're on a date and you get mugged, shoot the robbers after you've knocked them out. Your date will understand.
3. All you need to know in order to assassinate well-guarded gangsters is a picture of what they look like.
4. Nobody - not even VIPs with a million security guards - has bullet-proofed cars in Thailand.
5.If your standing at a wall of water barrels, start shooting at each other while walking at the same pace, instead of running around.
6. Guarding towers have no protection at all. The guards just stand there, waiting to be shot.
7. If you want to get a secret out of someone, tell them that you're gonna cut their girlfriend's boobs off.

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