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100 things I learned from watching Carriers


#1 Men want sex at any cost.

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This stopped being good after the first two...

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143. It is possible to have a box of bullets. (ok I'm just having a dig at all the comments about unlimited ammo) : )

144. It is good to put a face mask on a little infected girl, if there is highly infectious blood on the outside of the mask that is nothing to worry about.

145. If you are the infected girl's father you don't have to wear a face mask because she is.

146. One face mask is really as good as a full body suit.

147. It is okay to freely mix with the father of a young infected girl, only his daughter has the highly infectious disease.

148. You shouldn't shoot a dog until it's a life and death situation, everyone loves animals.

149. If the quickest way to help said little infected girl is to tear down the plastic sheet keeping out the horrible death virus then go right ahead. Of course this is the only way, otherwise you'd have to walk around to the back.

150. If your car loses it's oil pressure keep driving until it blows up.

151. Given the collapse of civilization, driving crazy until you crash in a golf buggy is worth the risk of injury because you are having fun.

152. If you can't find the keys to the gas station pump then it's just too hard to try and get the gas from the underground tanks some other way.

153. When giving multiple warnings to someone not to come any closer it's okay to let them come closer.

154. You can single-handedly takeover a car of four people, with a spanner, if only you can get close enough.

155. If you fail in the task to takeover a car of four people with a spanner, at least smash their window, that way they'll know you meant it.

156. When traveling through the desert you don't need to carry extra gas, you can get some along the way.

157. For that matter don't carry, tools, spare parts, oil etc but do carry surf boards. When you reach a town don't stock up on anything.

158. Safe, deserted, out of the way places can be reached by sealed road.

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159. You find yourself running out of things you learned from this film and start rewording previous things :)

"None of us are conceited enough to play hero."
- Worth, "The Cube

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160. People start mentioning things they didn't really learn from the movie. : )

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161. If you are of a legal age to do so in your country: you're gonna need a stiff drink after watching this film.

"None of us are conceited enough to play hero."
- Worth, "The Cube

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162: If ever you are faced with an airborne virus that wipes out the world, be sure to head to potentially populated rural areas.

163: Dust masks are environmentally sealed against airborne viruses.

164: If exposed to said airborne virus, be sure to put your dust mask on *afterwards*.

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165: All cars no matter the year can have their gas tanks syphened with a small rubber hose.

166: Driving off road in a mercedes s class will most certainly rupture your oil pan and make the car inoperable.

167: When traveling across the country in an SUV just put everything on the roof and keep the inside empty.

168: Chris pine can stop a runaway train but Brian Green can't stop a deadly breath virus.

169: Black are the first to go from the deadly breath virus

170: Chris Pine is the one who made the rules, so he should be the last one that complains about them.

171: Some of the bodies in the stadium were still alive when Brian was burying them.

172: Brian had to go up to mom and dads room to get the gun.

173: Finally getting to the summer vacation spot actually solves nothing.

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RE #173: Without Brian, or indeed, any of his family, Danny realised that he had no more emotional ties with the place; it was just an abandoned place with crab skeletons (I presume), cockroaches and someone who turned out to be a complete b*tch in the end (Kate).

"None of us are conceited enough to play hero."
- Worth, "The Cube

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174. You can still play patty cake thru a plastic sheet

175. If you need to shoot your brother, be sure to shoot 3 times

176. Hiding behind a nervous horse isn’t a good idea since it will attract attention

177. When gas is so scarce, it’s still a good idea to put surfboards on the roof. Who needs to worry about wind drag and gas mileage?

178. Hiding in a kitchen (a la Jurassic Park) can be effective, but some men are very observant and will notice if knives are missing

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179. Of course you have to bring your own surfboards, it's not like there would be any boards at their beach town destination!

180. Kate's parents could be alive after sailing on that cruise ship. There has never been a viral outbreak on a cruise ship, those things are totally sterile!

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181. It's outstandingly easy to repeatedly hit golf balls into every window of a country club which is very far away, so long as really generic and upbeat rock and roll music starts play and a montage ensues.

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182. Wearing a mask is a matter of personal interest, not a matter of life or death.

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Middle aged Christian women can take out a kneecap with a pistol after they've been shot and are falling.


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"20. Animals can't be infected with the deadly virus"

As for that, not all human viruses infect animals.

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180. the world can't find a cure for a virus that's wiping the world out, BUT! 4 young adults can use bleach and rid it out of their van.

interesting!

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181. The CDC. What happened to them?

182. People in hazmat suits are not there to help you but instead get all rapey

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183. No need to go on any supply runs. Warm beer is the only form of nutrition you will need after a pandemic.

184. It's best not to goof around the pool when there's no lifeguard on duty.

185. Digging mass graves for people who may or may not be alive, is worth $400 a day. If I ever get that job, I will not settle for a penny less.

186. Nobody goes on social media during a pandemic because everyone's facebook and twitter accounts must be too depressing to read.

187. Women would still want sex from a guy even if the guy doesn't last longer than 5 minutes.

188. When you board up your house during a pandemic, leave one window unboarded and open so someone can come in to rob you after you die.

189. If a doctor ever offers you a drink that has "lots and lots of potassium", it would be best to say "Screw that, you quack! No, thanks."

190. Golf is not just for old people, but it's certainly not for the moronic.

191. Piss tastes like warm beer. Great, now I never have to buy another can of beer in my life. I'll just bottle my piss and put it in the fridge.





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