come on, you're not impressing anyone by saying that nothing at all in this movie made you laugh, there had to be at least ONE thing that got a laugh out of you.
For me, it was the cribs scene with the scarface clips on screens everywhere, the toilet one and the one in the girl's head made me LOL
When Captain Jack points out his ship isn't a real pirate ship. The only part of the movie I laughed at.
shareI laughed at the borat part.
other than that this movie sucked
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Jack Swallows was pretty darn funny and I also laughed my ass off at the scene at Mutant High with all the X-Men.
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shareI loved Silas (Kevin Hart) in this movie!!!!
I thought everything he said was funny.
I also laughed when this happened:
White Bit.ch: Behold my White Castle!
(Shows White Castle restaurant)
Edward: I feel like I've been there before
and when this happened:
(Jack Swallows id dieing)
Jack Swallows: I'll kill you, you, you
(Brushed back his hair)
Jack Swallows: B!TCH!!
(Pretends that he's dead)
(Waves his arms in the air, then dies).
Those parts were very funny.
The ONLY bit I actually laughed at, and I use laughter in the loosest possible way, was when the White Bitch kept tasering her midgit accomplice.
It suprises me to say that because I usually love stupid dumb movies of the "----- movie" genre.
The ONLY bit I actually laughed at, and I use laughter in the loosest possible way, was when the White Bitch kept tasering her midgit accomplice.
i think the only thing was when the guy asked mystique to get flubby grandma arms
shareThe closing credits because the torture was finally over
sharei laughed in the part
"Im a Satyr, half man half a goat"
"Does this mean?"
"yeah, my father *beep* a goat"
and the other part with the lion too..
"What happens in vegas, stays in vegas"
and few more times...
but still...it sucks!
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I laughed when he was like "Hey, I'm spelling my name!" and he spelled out his name with pee. Oh, and the White Castle part.
sharethat was the part that made me freakin snap.
when he pissed his name into the snow i was like "wow, i sure didn't see THAT coming! how witty and original!"
when he pissed a sudoku game, i really just stared blankly at the screen. i seriously had nothing to say at all.
when he pissed Nicole Ritchie into the snow, and it just showed a female stick figure, i turned off the TV and smashed the remote onto the floor.
i seriously don't see how anyone in this world would even think to put something that horribly unfunny into their movie.
There is only ONE funny scene in this poopfest it goes like this ... :D
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!
Susan: Why do you keep saying that?
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Because internet bloggers love when I say, "I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!"
Susan: Why are you yelling?
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Shut up, bitch! I'm always yelling! I'm Samuel Goddamn Jackson!
Susan: [Shocked] Bitch?
["Samuel Jackson" grabs Susan and throws her from the plane]
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The punkd part, but it was dragged on for so long it just lost its humour.
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the only part i laughed at was when she goes down to fix her heal and the dude jumps into the snack machine and it wasnt even a comedic laugh it was a wow that was lame laugh
hah
I thought the guy who played Harry Potter was walking to that one girl thinking he was invisible. lol and the Jack Sparrow when he dies lol. There were several parts taht made me laugh, like stupid funny. and some funny funny parts. haha
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i thought that was funny, but edward should have kicked him in the nuts or killed him, maybe both
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I didn't laugh once, and I love comedies. It was like watching a train wreck...
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