funny, i love these type of threads. don't think anyone has started one yet so here goes....
1. the horn will work without the key in the ignition
2. deer can crawl
3. Rashid has done *beep* like this a thousand times ... well, not really a thousand times, but you know what he means
4. Rashid don't do this *beep* for free
funny film. will have to watch it again. can't remember more right now
the horn will work without the key in the ignition
Corn rows look awful on that chick from American Beauty.
It's difficult to drive safely while on X & liquor, and trying to call someone.
White girls can really kick some a$$ if you be doin' their man.
Usually there's only two choices, but the final decision is up to you.
It's better to take more X, drink more liquor, and screw than it is to worry about that problem in the garage.
The real trick to life is not to be in the know, but to be in the mystery. -Fred Alan Wolf
Princess has been going through the garbage again
It's possible to make a leg splint with a plastic bag
you can easily find a plank of wood in a nurses car
you can walk, splint or not...on legs that both have protruding fractures
foreign husbands are abusive
police don't fall for the "look behind you" trick.
homeless people are warm and caring people
you have to fill out the form to get an appointment
Thomas was having a bad day
the movie was better before the last 15 minutes.
Mena Suvari can disarm a man like a pro.
Mr Binckley wants Brandi.
:D:D:D
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Hahaha
In all fairness, the piece of wood was there because she beat him in the head with it earlier. She originally got it from somewhere in her garage.
The real trick to life is not to be in the know, but to be in the mystery. -Fred Alan Wolf
oh yeah!
haha, i seriously forgot about that for a second XD
cross THAT one off the list then XD.
-Brandi keeps wooden blocks in her garage
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20 (sorry, forgot the numbering scheme). Stephen Rea is one resilient and resourceful dude.
21. Cornrows make Mena Suvari one bad-ass dudette.
22. A 29 cent Bic Pen can save your life someday.
23. Alternatively, a 29 cent Bic Pen can end someone else's life someday.
24. DON'T ever cross the street when the flashing light at the crosswalk flashes a red hand. You might get "Stuck".
25. Seat covers and a new windshield will make your car "like new" again.
26. If you've repeatedly postponed, delayed, and refused to help a man, don't be too surprised if he's not too eager to help you later on.
27. Homeless men are great philosophers.
28. When not looking someone will attach a small octopus to the head of Mena Suvari
29 Homeless people make good hood ornaments, but make poor substitutes for fuzzy dice.
30. When your gangster wannabe bf shoots off a round in a quiet neighborhood, NO ONE CARES.
30.5 Same thing if your the exceptional nearly crippled victim shooting one one off on the sidewalk.
31. every garage has a dog sized hole in it.
32. dog sh!t goes in a bag in your pocket. YUCK (carry it in another bag)
33. when your dog has walked 3 feet in front of you up someones driveway, you'll invariably ask "where'd you go puppy"
34. Not looking both ways while crossing the street, is punishable by impalement.
35. If you're about to hit someone, don't try to stop or swerve just keep going.
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The horn in my car works fine without the key in. =\
Pretty sure that makes you a jackass.
hilarious! my stomach still hurts.
anyway,
1. the horn will work without the key in the ignitionnot sure what kinda car you have 'Lao_Che', but...
there r taxi drivers who can't see the difference between a car alarm sound and a hornmore importantly, taxi drivers who claim they used to install them that can't tell the difference...he was probly just tryin' to get some ass.
if you are being held somewhere unknown and you got their phone, do not call any of their friends in an attempt to figure out where they live.wait a minute, why would my loyal friends give me up? unleeess you try to fool them into thinking i'm hurt or in danger or something.
911 doesn't give a *beep* about your problemflav said it best, 911 is a joke, the operator was such a diva.
The battery had died.no, the battery was low when he tossed it on the seat, it was dead by the time brandi returned, but best believe if i'm fighting for my life, i'm using that phone wisely til i can't anymore.
If you shoot a gun at your car the garage will catch on fire.probly will if your garage and parts of the car are doused with gasoline.
im guessing you dont own a car and never have.. because every car ive owned the horn certainly works without keys.
Alright, the OP clearly has a different type of car than most of us. I know some German cars, like Volkswagens, have horns that wont work unless the key is in the ignition. Maybe that's all he/she knows.
share40. Little chance at that promotion if you don’t keep coming to work on Saturdays!
41. The risk of you being hassled by cops for sleeping on a park bench increases the closer you are to the BEST donut shop in town.
42. If a character in a movie makes a rather inane, pointed comment (e.g., the homeless guy remarking to Rea's character about the lining of Rea’s coat), 10 to 1 it’s foreshadowing.
43. The more time passes that you keep the guy you hit with your car stuck in the windshield of your car, the more sociopathic you will become over time.
44. Little dogs like to chew on bleeding splintered human leg bones jutting grossly out of the skin (and when the dog's master sees the dog with a new bloody face, the master will think the dog has just been in some garbage).
"We would have been fine, if there hadn't been any.....mess"