Worst Movie I've Ever Seen
And thats a fact..
shareHave you watched the Time Travellers Wife or True Grit or Benjamin Button????
Easily much worse
This is the worst movie that I ever paid to see and it made me make sure I never throw money away again.
Watch Shark 3D die at the box office because many will not get burned again like they did with this crap.
I loved it. It wasn't meant to be a good movie. It was kind of a joke film. It was simply gory, sexy, action and ridiculous fun. I highly doubt that any actor in the film walked away expecting to have people call this a masterpiece. If you are over analyzing this movie you obviously didn't get it... which is a tad worrisome considering it had no point and was just a movie to laugh at and enjoy.
shareyou should see the happening if you wanna watch an actual hollywood movie that wants to be good, but is utter crap
this movie was a glorified b-movie 70s slasher throwback that did EXACTLY what it was supposed to do, made no qualms about it being mostly t&a, and had a great time doing it..to say nothing of the fact that it was commercially successful...unless $60 million in profits on a $25 million budget seems like a failure to someone
now, if YOU, the viewer, paid $14, walked into a movie called piranha3D and were expecting TOUCH OF EVIL or the MARATHON MAN, well then, that's on you...i saw this on cable wearing my boxers and 1/2 in the bag...
personally, i thought this was a fun movie where you can put your brain on pause for 88 minutes...lots of great t&a, an over-the-top villain (the piranhas), campy deaths and silly dialogue....
and then to come in here and complain?!?!? stop.
it is better to have a gun and not need it, than to need a gun and not have it
What other movies have you seen? Is it a question of quantity? I have seen quite a few movies and really enjoy some that are worse than this. Though, it does depend on the context ie Is it tied to a memory. Maybe if you saw more movies, you'd have more context on this one.
shareI'm with you. I was flipping through the channels and saw about the last 15 minutes. Within 5 minutes it was obvious this was not only a really, really bad movie, but like you, I felt it was the worst movie that I've seen.
Everything was stupid and gratuitous. The girl that was pulled in half after being chewed on (really? everyone else was chewed down to the bone, but this one girl was pulled in two complete and apparently wholly un-chewed halves by the two people carrying her), as if she were sliced in two with a chainsaw and only a bit of entrails were holding her together, but then wouldn't they have known not to carry her like that?). The penis being eaten and then regurgitated with a burp by the fish, just to titillate the viewers, had absolutely no other value in the movie because it was too made up. Oh wait, everything in this movie was made up. There were so many errors in the 15 minutes I watched that I actually got tired of tracking and entering them and just quit.
The vacuousness of the people who like it is beyond comprehension. It boggles my mind what people regard as entertainment now. I suppose this was the first 3D gore movie? Just found that out reading other remarks. Maybe that was it's fascination. The plot was bogus and full of holes, the acting wasn't even good. I guess the only thing it had going was bloody 3D. Literally. Wow.
Come see a fat old man sometime!
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BigJohnPilgrim said: "Oh wait, everything in this movie was made up."
I'm pretty sure that's the definition of a MOVIE. For real though people are too stuck up to relax and enjoy a movie like this. Either that, or the gore truly scarred people and they try to act tough saying 'Oh, that movie sucked!'
Say what you want, but THE FACT IS I came into this movie knowin exactly what I was goin to get and I enjoyed every minute of it.
And one last thing, if you go to see a movie called PIRANHA 3D and expect a good plot, then right off the bat, this movie ain't for you.
I just saw this on Showtime and yes, it is one of the worse I've ever seen. Yes, I know it's a throw back to the old 70's B movies but the excessive gore (over the top isn't strong enough to describe the constant ripping of skin, flesh, faces, legs). I understand they want to show gore but this was ridiculous! I have seen plenty of gory movies but the cheap thrills here were disgusting.
But the most stupid, unbelievable part was the guy who had his entire bottom of his body eaten away (and yet he's still alive). He actually tells a friend they've eaten his penis. With over half your body eaten away why the Hell are you worried about your penis for God's sake?
The, just before he dies he says something about wet T-shirts...
Stupid, moronic, childish and excessive violence, blood, and gore make this easily one of the WORSE movies ever!
And that's a fact ...
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!
where is the technology? old movie was better and very real! this film was a porno and dying screens were so fake and bullsh*t.
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