Things I Learned From Watching Enchanted

1. It's totally acceptable for a single father to leave his 6-year-old daughter home alone in a New York City apartment while he's at work.

2. The father who leaves his 6-year-old home alone will not even instruct her to lock the door, allowing robbers, kidnappers, vagrants, rapists, and women from alternate dimensions to simply walk in at will.

3. A young woman and a small girl can go shopping in numerous high-scale boutiques and charge thousands of dollars on a credit card with a man's name on it, and no form of ID whatsoever, and not a single salesperson will bat an eyelash.

4. Instead of Narissa simply killing Edward to avoid losing the throne, it somehow makes more sense for her to kill any girl Edward wants to marry.

5. The hundreds of people who are singing and dancing in Central Park will all simply stop and wait for a few minutes while the young woman leading the singing summons doves to deliver flowers to her benefactor's fiancee'. The singing and dancing will then resume as though nothing had happened.

All in good fun... anyone care to add on to the list?

"As long as there has been one true god, there has been killing his name."