If This Film Flops
HOW DARE IT TARNISH Burton and Keaton's legacy. π
This is the fault of Zack Snyder, Walter Hamada, Christopher Nolan and David S. Goyer (i.e. the people who initiated the DCEU), but their universe FAILED, and so, instead of shitting on precious, soft-spoken, sun-shines-out-of-his-British-poshboy-ass, Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy, they decided to crap on Burton's Bat-movies, even though Burton had NOTHING to do with the DCEU, and Warner Bros had already fucked him over when they fired him over Batman 3, and screwed up his plans to make a Superman film.
HOW DARE THEY do this to the legacy of the films that STARTED the comic-book-movie craze (i.e. Batman and Batman Returns)! And don't give me that Superman crap. What followed Superman and Superman II? Swamp Thing, Howard the Duck and the Dolph Lundgren Punisher movie...
Batman and Batman Returns were the REAL game-changers, but NONE of you show these films the respect they DESERVE. π