Funniest Quotes In the Game? (Obvious Spoilers)
For me it's.....
Pox: (sometimes if you choose to upgrade your saucer) Here's the keys and do be careful with this one Double Oh-I mean, Crypto
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I can't remember the exact quote. But at the beginning of one of the missions, Pox gives you a message that says something about "ENTERTAINMENT!". His inflection is so funny and doesn't to with the rest of his sentence. It's great.
Born a rebel
Died a hero
Remembered a legend
Cyrptosporidium, G-Man: [referring to the Majestic and the army] Any of those monkeys try to mess with me and I'll rip 'em a new *beep*
heh he said *beep*
I want to know the driver's thoughts in the level where you A-Bomb the air force base.
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
"In Times of War, The Law Falls Silent"
You mean when you have to escort the truck with the bomb to the base? Well, it went something like this.
"You know...maybe we shouldn't be messing with nuclear explosives. Maybe we're just not ready. Maybe man wasn't meant to flirt with his own annilhation without the ethnical maturity and wisdom. Oh, what the hell, nuke em all and let God sort em out."
I like when Pox says: "Are you looking for a sauser upgrade, or something a little more?" or something like that.
shareHow about,
"Run away little robot, poor robot doesnt have any friends... Cryto destroy him."
"It's time for a close encounter of the painful kind!"
"You have the right to get your arse kicked!"
Those are great types of lines.
"You must protect those towering broadcasting... towers"
"My mind says Ike, but my body says... Ike. You just lost a vote, Huffman!"
"I like Ike, but I'd kill him in a second if I got the order."
"Armquist is going to a civilian complex called the White HOUSE, where he is meeting with his leader, the Presi-DENT."
Well, Helloooooooooo Dolly
How about: "Nice garden Betty, beautiful flowers dear....you man stealing stuck up witch!"
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"If there's anything more sensual than polyester i haven't found it!"
And the policemen sometimes say: "If i could just get a cowboy, an indian, a construction worker and an army officer we could form a singing group, but what would we call ourselfs? 'The Village Folk', 'The Town People' or soemthing...
P.S. Hypnotise a cow and choose "Distraction" it's HILARIOUS!!!!
Robot (being TKed)
Do you have any idea who much I weigh? This is VERY impressive! Do you work out?
Soldier (on fire):
Permission to douse myself sir?
And Knowing is Half the Battle
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Pox: The earthlings have altered their cows by making them, RADIOACTIVE EXPLODING ZOMBIE COWS!
shareI love that one quote, can't remember exactly, with a monster where Pox is like "Get me a shotgun! Put the womenfolk inside!"
"So, Brick, you still having your golf tournament?"
"No, too many people died last year."
I like it when crypto wakes up inside the cage.
"Head spinning, vision blurry, must... find lavatory.....
A human! argh...! I've been touched against my will... and not in the fun way."
Or the cow mini game:
"you want me to race THEM?"
"Yes.. there is a scientific reason, but it would take far too long to explain."
"This is the stupidest test you've ever given me."
"I would have to agree with you..."
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Marvin: Life. Loathe it or ignore it. You can't like it.
A soldier in TK "i will do what i've been told, i think flying's gettin old!"
"if i wanted to fly i would of joined the fricken air force!"
A farmer in TK "what is this communist russia?!!"
lol some things just make you laugh
how about when pox says "Just what you need, a bigger gun" when you upgrade your weapons or when silhouette says "How do they think they can beat us humans without women!?!"
Any of those monkeys try to mess with me and I'll rip 'em a new a s s Hole
sharePoliceman: "Today feels like a good day for excessive force. Heck, everyday is a good day for excessive force!"
I have no idea why but I laugh soooo hard when I hear a cop yell "BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!"
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(PK a Majestic Agent): "There's nothing you can do the chinese haven't already done!"
shareCrypto: I am NOT green!
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I was over at a friend's house watching her play and she was scanning people and two quotes got run over each other and this is what came out:
"My body says Ike, but my mind says... OH MY GOD!" - Hee, hee. :)
civilian: The sexiest word in the english language... Tub o ware. LOLLOLOLOLLOL
"There's only one thing in the world that could have done this... the Abominable Snowman."
Cyborg: "at some stage your going to have to go to the bathroom, and when you do, Im going to get you"
Cyborg: "Man, did that suck!"
G-Man Mutant: "Kiss my butt cheeks!"
G-Man: "Do you think they can tell just by looking at me? Ohh who cares, lace feels so good under this suit"
Private: "If I wanted to fly, I would have joined the fricken Air Force!"
Mine has to be..
Robot: Have you ever seen bionic puke? It's bad! (or something similar to that)
"at some stage your going to have to go to the bathroom, and when you do, Im going to get you"
that is'nt a reference to the secon renaissance when a soldier in a mech says "hold on hold on, i'm coming to get you"
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theres some hilarious lines if you let it sit for a bit on the mothership screen.
Didn't anyone tell you? The name of the game is: "DESTROY ALL HUMANS!" NOT "SCREW AROUND ON THE MOTHERSHIP!!!"
Oh dont mind me. im only a fictional character in a simulated universe after all. I don't have anything better to do, really. Im just a bunch of electrons flitering about in your console and a few hundred kilobytes of data on your DAH disk. DONT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO MEEE!!!!
Well its your electric bill... You could turn the console off you know. Haven't you ever heard of global warming?
'Leave my butt alone'
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