1. There is no substitute for blood
2. Vampires like coffee
3. The human blood supply can only last 10 years
4. Vampires don't lock their backdoors
5. Vampire CEOs are just as evil as human CEOs
6. Vampires cause forest fires
Add on
81. When a burning vampire throws itself into a creek and is cured, immediately discount that something in that particular water supply may have been a factor. Just scientifically assume it was all about the sun.
82. I didn't turn you because it was convenient, or because of some selfish need for blood. I turned you because you would have died if I didn't.
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