1. There is no substitute for blood
2. Vampires like coffee
3. The human blood supply can only last 10 years
4. Vampires don't lock their backdoors
5. Vampire CEOs are just as evil as human CEOs
6. Vampires cause forest fires
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7. never trust your best friend, he'll fck you opver in the end.
8. best way to kill yourself is staring at the sun like an ant indeed.
9. Ethan Hawkwe can't scar becauase hes the star of the film.
10. Claudia Karvan has no expression
11. Shoot a vampire again if he says he trying to help you.
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12. Crossbows will become more common than guns in 2019
13. Vampires drive cool cars
14. Everyday is the 1968 Democratic Convention for vampires in the police
15. If you have an incurable cancer, become a vampire
16. Vampires may be bloodthirsty monsters, but their police force is on the f-cking ball!
17. How quickly you explode after getting shot by a crossbow is directly related to how high your name appears in the credits.
18. Humans are, hands down, stealthier than vampires.
"What the f-ck is the internet?" -Jay, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
19. Firebirds are scratch proof even if you drive them through buildings.
20. Plastic heart monitors are unaffected by flaming vampires as they transform to human.
21. Never force your daughter against her will as she will transform into a hideous beast.
22. Hum-Vees explode when the windows get broken by steel beams.
23. The best place on a human body to cut off for giving blood is the inner hand.
24. When you can't find any blood anymore, bury out corpses and drink their fresh anf flowing blood.
25. It's far better to drive only by cameras instead of installing an UV-Filter in car windows.
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>25. It's far better to drive only by cameras instead of installing an UV-Filter in car windows.
It gets better: You don't even have to INSTALL a UV-filter. Your standard car window glass IS already UV-proof :)
Yes, u're right. But i don't really know whether the muscle car of Willem Dafoe already had some. Don't know since whe cars did have UV-Filters in the windows.
share27. If you yourself are a vampire, watching another vampire feed on a human which then cause themselves to become human. Try it out for yourself. Even though there is a group of starving vampires surrounding you, you'll be fine.
28. Vampires don't burst into flames as long they're underneath a shaded tree.
29. If you're harvesting humans for blood. At least try to keep them alive.. i.e. feed them, give them water and exercise.
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Some of us LIKE vampire movies, which is why we watched this one. If you're against the genre, why bother watching? Besides, we're all waiting for an ORIGINAL take on the same basic premise. I think Daybreakers was pretty original within it's genre.
It's like watching "The Broken Arrow" and "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly." They're both westerns, they're both epic stories, and they're completley dissimilar.
Or, to get back to vampires, "Bram Stoker's Dracula" and "Blade." Those are two completely different vampire films (and they're both really good films). Remove the (very important) vampire element, and they have NOTHING to do with each other.
See? Same basic idea, original spin.
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
You like vampire movies but you don't like people posting things you don't like about them?
share30. Invest in cigarette companies if a deadly virus is ever released on humanity.
31. Homeless people are really corrupt vampires.
32. Future blood harvesting machines hold you by your groin.
33. Vampire child that never age, Pedobear approves.
34. Vampire hematologists in the future can easily starve, even though they're surrounded by blood in their labs.
35.If you drink/are injected with a blood substitute, you'll get horrible sores on your face before throwing up and having your head explode.
36. Houses near vineyards will be perfect places to hide, since they will never be infested by vampires.
37. Handsome vampires with yellow eyes, who happen to have the lead in a vampire movie and who think it's wrong to drink people's blood are always called Edward and fall in love with a thin black haired white girl.
38. Vampire cities do not have birds, they have bats flying around during the day
39. The vampire police will be the last to starve
40. Humans shouldn't drive in a open area where it's pitch black in the middle of the night because vampires will find u still.
41. Don't ever throw a perfectly good bottle of human blood on the wall because it will piss off the ugly mutated vampires.
42. The mutated vampires are stronger than the regular vampires.
43. Humans/Vampires still acknowledge vampire birthday's even thou they are "dead".
44. Main charactors in vampire movies don't like human blood. (I.E. Edward in Daybreakers, Edward in Twilight, Louis in Interview with the Vampire)
45. Always tip your vampire gardener around the holidays. It may keep him away from your home when he turns into a savage.
46. 5% shot of blood in your coffee means 5%.
***Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
47. When tied up helpless in an elevtor, make sure there is no discreetness in the fact you're human. Around Vampires.
48. Vampires drive Chrysler, Dodge, or Pontiacs. Successful vamps drive 300s.
shareMeanwhile, surviving humans got stuck with Fords.
share49. Vampire 'suits' are too stupid too realize their blood supply is dependent on humans and that they should probably have force-bred them like cattle before the huge human blood shortage crisis.
share50. Vampires build houses with high tech security system that DUN DO *beep*
51. The Luxury Chrysler is a god dam durable car.
52. There are no competitors for blood supply
53. Never *beep* with Willem Dafoe, cause he can *beep* YOU UP
54. Living in a world where vampires are the dominant species is about as safe as bare backing a 5 dollar whore
share55. If direct exposure to the sun and quick immersion in water cures a vampire, then scientifically you would design a cure based around initially cloaking the patient in a wet blanket and exposing only a small part of their body. To quickly extinguish the flames you use, um, strong ventilation?
56. A vampire dressed in riot gear/daylight protection can sneak up on a human lookout in broad daylight, in an open area no less, without them noticing and not withstanding the fact there are other humans behind her.
57. When dealing with your everyday vampire who has no reflection and blows up if staked in the heart, no one thinks to use crosses or garlic.
58. The last surviving humans appear to have survived on dumb luck.
59. Even if your jugular is bitten into enough to soak your entire arm in blood, you can still walk around, sacrifice your boss and save the female lead.
60. Humans still use standard headlights and flood lights rather than UV lights.
61. Mirrors don't reflect vampires but cameras still pick them up.
62. The best way to test a substitute for a liquid that you DRINK is to INJECT it into a subject.
63. Even vampires use monkeys for testing pharmaceuticals.
"You will tremble in fear of Mad Man Oreo!!"
64. Vampires dont have a heart beat so they have no blood flow however its still possible to inject them with chemicals
65. Animal blood does not work, it must be human blood
66. UV waves can nolonger pass through shade (vamps must love coldly days)
67. The only way to get rid of jacked up teeth is to become a vampire. Having a successful movie career making millions of dollars and access to the best dentists in Los Angeles simply does not help.
68. The Master Evil Corporate Vampire that kills his own daughter really resembles the Nice Guy Hero from JURASSIC PARK that would have never even think about hurting another human being.
69. The Sun is really really Hot.
70. Even though you've been "dead" for 10 years as a vampire, with no heart beat and blood flow, when you become human again, you're totally healthy and your organs aren't dead.
71. Walking out into the sun after 10 years in the dark doesn't even make you squint.
72. When you turn into a subsider, all your clothes fall off.
73. There is seemingly no benefit to being a vampire aside from immortality. You get to live forever, in the dark, working your ****y job.
74. Han Solo acted in this movie.
share75. When the lead vehicle of your convoy is disabled the best course of action is for all the other vehicles to stop right behind it and have everyone dismount and to continue to stay outside their vehicles even after you realize it's an ambush. The full size van leading the convoy should also only be carrying two people.
share80. A 300C can't outrun a Hummer
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