1. Always keep the lights off at night when you are trying to find out what's going on.
2. Always walk backwards into darkness when you find your daughter screeming with a raw T-bone steak in her mouth jumping up and down, that makes complete sense.
3. When you find your daughter sitting on her bed with some mysterious box on her lap in a room full of moths it has to do with her parents divorce.
all your comments made me bust a gut!! The movie lost me at this point...i work in a hospital and there are cameras and people EVERYWHERE! u can't pick ur nose without someone seeing let alone go into the MORGUE :)
8. Not the whole hospital. Just the physical therapy wing.
10. The demon fritzed with the electricity. Once the demon was contained, the lights went back to normal. Nothing was turned on or off.
But, yeah, you have to wonder about the lack of security there. Even if the staff were too scared to confront a posse taking a demonically possessed child, they would have called the police and had the place surrounded.
When your child is on a yard sale, pls make sure you don't overpay for some ugly looking box else you don't need to spend money to go Israel to find a rabbi who listens to Itouch.
11- people usually die in hospitals. 12- Javier Bardem has a twin brother who is also an actor. 13- Demons usually attack dentists teeth. 14- If you have a sore throat, never check it alone in the mirror. 15- you can see demons with MRI. 16- Being possessed has some advantage as it can bring a family back together.
18. Choppy editing is ok. 19. Long, random black pauses between scenes are... 20. who cares about the doctors' reaction when there's something weird showing in the MRI? 21. who cares about mommy's boyfriend after he lost his teeth?
22. Rabbis generally start turning grey at an early age (or Rabbis that help with possession activities use a lot of skin cream to look younger than they are, but keep the grey in their hair and beards for that "experienced" look). 23. Looking like Robert Downey, Jr.'s older brother helps you land the chances at being a big shot, like going to coach b-ball at a more prestigious college or landing a lead role in an over-pumped horror film.
24. A demon in the family will save your marriage. 25. Demonized boxes will choose the vegetarian kid. 26. Demons are extremely hungry. 27. Don't buy strange boxes for your kids until they are older and impure. 28. If you are evil, you won't be possessed by a demon.
29. Abyzou obviously watched "Lord of the Rings" because it modelled itself on Gollum - I was surprised it didn't say "My Precioussssssss" when trying to possess Em.
33. When you see your daughter's room plagued by moths with next to no explanation for it, it's not worth investigating further. You'd rather focus on her increasingly distant behaviour.
34. When you clearly see a face moving about in the scanned image of your sister, don't scream immediately. Wait for about 10 seconds and then decide to scream.
35. Once Brett leaves, nobody cares that he ever existed.
36. The demon is very careful about who it uses its most deadly physical power on. Those most closely related to the possessed victim it'll try pushing glasses onto the floor next to them, or pretend getting hit by them, whereas those less closely related, it'll make their eyes bleed, throw them around like they're in a twister, and knock out their front teeth.
37. It's very easy to smuggle patients out of their beds and into other locations within hospitals without being noticed.
38. Telling the father "That is no longer your daughter" as he is about to pursue his fleeing daughter who only just tried attacking everyone, is the most pointless information ever.
39. When your possessed daughter flees the scene after an exorcism, let the father chase after her for a while before deciding it might be an idea to follow.
39. When a rabbi who is trying to help you tells you something is wrong, and starts shouting a name continually, take no notice and carry on embracing your family. Wait for the wind to start blowing before taking notice.
40. Apparently simply shouting the name of the demon over and over would have been a far more effective method for exorcising it than the more traditional lighting candles, using objects of loved ones, reading passages from religious text etc.
41. Don't bother using your car that you used to get to the hospital in, to get back home. Instead find some other means and let a guy who you've known for barely a day drive your vehicle somewhere without being insured to do so.
41. Giving away your car is like giving away candy. It's no big deal, and not worth thinking about or discussing with your family.
42. Being given a car for free is no big deal either. You won't be especially taken aback by it. It's not even worth thanking for.
43. Successful exorcisms on your children, make you want to live as a hermit, never requiring a car to travel places with.
44. Don't bother slowing down when you approach crossroads, just carry on driving and hope nothing hits you.
45. No matter how careful you are not showing anyone your panties, people will STILL COMPLAIN about how you are too sexy. Even if you successfully covered up right before anyone could get even a 0.00001 second peek, people will still complain about you being too sexy for your age.
46. Being a young sexy girl is one million times worse than being possessed by an evil demon.
47. Demons are evil, yet even THEY are going too far if they give us a one second peek of a girl's panties... even if it's by accident.
49. A 4'5" tall 10 year old girl can outrun a 6' tall 40 year old basketball coach, while barefoot on a wet road.
50. Demon boxes have homing beacons for their partially possessed humans.
51. Busy streets full of Jews will suddenly empty and leave the one rapping rabbi that you are looking for, as soon as you arrive.
52. 10 year old girls are bigger on the inside than they are on the outside (read TARDIS) - they can fit a demon inside, plus a swarm of moths and still leave space for a plate of fries and seconds.
53. Demon box can control traffic such as big rigs, so that they don't follow the highway code when approaching junctions.
54. In movies, kids just never understand that the dad has to work and miss their dance events; yet they are very happy to live in the house and use the iphone he most likely paid for.