2 Reasons Why Kids Are Bad
1) The parents either had the kids too young or too old.
2) They all have stupid, made up, trying-to-be-hip new millennium names, such as:
Brycie, Rylen, Caden, Alaia, Ashlyn, Jadyn, Meya, Selia, Hallden, Broden, Maile, Leighton, Diesel, Riley, Kassiah, Hayden, McKenna, Myca, Aiden, Ari, Khalin, Kolben, Hagan, Moriah, Irelyn, River, Caila, Devante, Farley, Daly, Brenna, Chaslyn, Corban, Addison, and Bryson
^ Courtesy of Wikipedia
I mean, I'd be pissed off if my name was weird, too!