Luv this show!
Max 'How dare you!'
Max ' Have you pumped? You dirty pig, dirty pig!'
HAHAHAHA mega funny!
Ha Ha my fav line is " I CANT SEE...ME EYES ARE BURNING" LOL!!
sharegotta be "how dare you??!"
i'm in a film studies class with 15 lads and they spent one entire lesson shouting out this quote and it was hilarious! sounds so daft, but everytime someone says that now i crack up
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too far tony!!!
sharePADDY: Bottled in Afghanistan? Al-Qaida water that is. Osama's had a bath in that!
Not a line, but still funny, when they vandalise the speed camera with passing drivers egging them on.
Max: "It's a kind of midget."
Paddy: "Isnt that a Queen song?" LOL classic and also...
Paddy: "You play with feathers, you get your arse tickled!"
"I may not be bluezone......That band those lads"
hehehehe
[b]The future bright, the futures red and whiteGunners!
Max "We'll train him 2 b'sheep pig y'know like babe, the BABE"
Paddy: "That were a film"
Max: "I know, but it worked"
Paddy: "They also had singing mice"
Max: "Yer they did dint' they"
when speaking about Brenda in Little Chef
"They got her working all hours, i mean place could get robbed or anything" lol
Old Farmer: "She's jus there, and there, and just over there"
Max: REST IN PIECES.
Paddy: Der yer reli think we'll get £300 for her
Max: Oh aye, they're worth a weight in gorld 'n all these things you ever herd the term a piggy pank - well it comes from a piggy bank.
LONG LIVE THE BELGRANOES!
My favorite line was when they ran the cow down.
Max gets out of the motorhome and kicks the lifeless body of the cow.
Paddy: "Is it dead?"
Max: "Either that or it's going P-iss it down"
It took me a few seconds to get the joke then my dinner went half wa across the room :)
by - FriedEggMan
My favorite line was when they ran the cow down.
Max gets out of the motorhome and kicks the lifeless body of the cow.
Paddy: "Is it dead?"
Max: "Either that or it's going P-iss it down"
It took me a few seconds to get the joke then my dinner went half wa across the room :)
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I still don't get that joke. :-(
I must be stupid.
Cows are said to lie down if it's about to rain. The cow was technically laid down even though it was dead and flat on it's back!! ;)
At the moment that's my best attempt to explain it -- got Sunday brain freeze!!! Lol!!
H.
Just think of something witty like .....
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I came, I saw, I went away again.
"She's shakin' like a s****in' dog!"
share"You want to know about pain?! The first cut is the deepest lads! Cue! THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST!! BABY I KNOW!! THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST!"
"YOU WATCHING?! YOU WATCHING MISSUS?! WELL THIS IS WHAT THEY DID TO MEEEEEE!! TO MEEEEE!! I'M HALF A MAN!"
Have you pumped?
No i have not!
You have. You've dropped your back.
I've not.
Oh God, that stinks.
I can't smell nothin'.
I can, urgh.
Oh Jesus, its the pig, its the pig. Quick, crack the winda.
*Paaaaaaaaaaaarrrrppp*
Dirty pig, dirty pig
No wonder he wanted to get rid of her, she needs raking out!
*paaaarp*
Get it in the back, quick before she follows thru. Get up there.
Get back
I can't see, i can't see. Me eyes are burnin'.
*paaaarp*
Take the wheel, take the wheel.
mine would have to be "GET THAT FOOKIN' COOWKER ON!"
sharegenius!
sharePass the Dutchie pon the the left hand side
shareWHATS IN THIS CAAKKKEEEE!!
SPONGE
lol
"Put the cake down flower and piss off"
"Im Raymond..", "The bastard", "News travels fast, *slight laugh*"
"Were closed pet", "No ya not.. get that fu'king cooker on"
"Play with feathers ya get ya arse tickled"
"How dare you!!"
"Got maself one of them new motor homes billy", "Av ya where is it", "This is it billeh"
Its gotta be just have the speed camera flashes em
MAX: cant you say the music got you all geed up like
PADDY: Oh ye like thats gonna stand up in court - reason for speedin - Status quo
PURE CLASS!!!