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Best line in the movie..

posted 18 years ago by thedoft
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"I was thinking about getting a gun and dealing crack, being a crack dealer, but not like a mean crack dealer, but a, you know like a nice one, just kinda friendly like - Hey, what´s up guys? you want some crack??"

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[–] Zero_Enthusiast 18 years ago

"If we wanted sissy kids, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!" That and pretty much every other line in the movie.

Grab a shovel, I'm only one skull short of a Mouseketeer reunion. -Bender, Futurama

[–] pmat257329 18 years ago

hilarious....hmmmm

[–] LaDamaPerfecta9 18 years ago

"i play for keeps!! i play for keeps....i play for keeps!!"

In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons.
-Croesus

[–] Jpeffer 18 years ago

Cal: "Remember that time we got kicked out of Biology for playin with matchbox cars..... WHO'S RETARDED NOW!!"

Guy at the bar: "We also got The Pet Shop Boys and Seal"

Lucius: "Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!"

Ricky: "Sure as heck does, its in the geneva convention"

Ricky: "I wake up every mornin and i piss excellence"

[–] AngelSHEBAMRomanov 18 years ago

"I like to think of Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt. It's like, I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party."

"I wet the bed until i was 19. No shame in that."

"Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"

"Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!"

"Let's use this knife to pry it out!"

Forget about what you thought you were and just accept who you are. -Liv Tyler, JERSEY GIRL

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[–] bigdeezy_23 18 years ago

For me, easily the funniest line was when Cal insults Gerard with a "Shake and Bake" and Ricky Bobby says:

"What does that do, does that blow your mind? THAT. JUST. HAPPENED."

[–] kmaikell87 18 years ago

I liked the "Shut up Chip, before I go ape-sh!t on your a ss! lol I was almost in tears at that line because it was so unexpected, especially from a kid

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The greatest achievement is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall.

[–] garwilliger 18 years ago

Abracadabra, homes.

[–] smokefan_20 18 years ago

"And, I think I want the plug pulled...yep."
"Mam, your husbands only taking a nap!"

or something like that...actually that whole hospital room scene is my favorite, with Cal taking about being in the porn magazine, "I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Hauncho"

haha

"You're a real thinker, ain't you! Yeah, that Jack Twist, he's got it all figured out."

[–] nobrother4 18 years ago

the interview after ricky bobby's first race and he's talking really quiet and you can barely understand him...at first i didn't really find it all that funny until i saw an interview with bill bellichick (new england patriots head coach) after the patriots lost to the colts (music to my ears, the patriots losing to the colts. sorry, big colts fan here) and he sounded exactly like will ferrell did in that scene. i literally fell off my couch during that interview, i was laughing so hard.

i also enjoyed the whole jesus convesation...i'm a christian and actually found that scene very amusing (GASP!!).

when ricky bobby's wife says "i slaved all day over this meal" and it's a bunch of fast-food. also when she says "if we wanted our boys to be sissy's then we would have named them doctor quinn and medicine woman!!" almost peed my pants i was laughing so hard.

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[–] Umberto_Bongo 18 years ago

'They goi rearry fast!'

[–] Dark_Evil_Emu 18 years ago

I can't believe no one has said this one yet:

(When Ricky thinks he's on fire the first time)
Cal: Please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!

[–] zachman123 18 years ago

Ricky:Ah ninja's trying to get men ninja's trying to get me

[–] duganfam 18 years ago

HAKUNA MATATA B!TCHES!,Chip im all jacked up on mountain dew!,peaches and cream!,he spends time with his horses who are also gay.

[–] jballa89 18 years ago

when the reporter is asking him about how he feels about the race

Well i wake up in the morning, i piss excellence

[–] fisher-j 18 years ago

Jean Girard- "Is that your catchphrase, or epilepsy?"

[–] keith-yunggun 18 years ago

Make a trail of meat leading into a cardboard box and once the dog is in the box... beat it with a pole.