The Worst Movie Ever Made
I think that this was perhaps the worst movie ever made. Yup.
shareThen you must either be mentally challenged or you have only seen a couple movies.
shareSometimes when we are "under the influence" our faculties are severely diminished or discombobulated.
For the discombobulated:
Drugs make us stupid.
I have to agree with the post saying this movie was terrible. I mean, wow, it was really bad. I'd have to say the worst thing about it is that everyone was just kind of "hanging out" but we're supposed to get the impression this kid really grew up a lot or something? Can anyone tell me just what he was trying to do, that is until he got raped, which was so far out of left field. And how hard did he even look for the person who did it to him? Very impressive detective work to wait until someone comes and accidentally shows you their lighter.
Mainly, it was so tonally all over the place, my girlfriend and I couldn't help but laugh. We both found it so shocking that such great actors, Lane, Sutherland, all the adult leads, really, did such a bad movie. I kept thinking to myself, wow, actors really have to look like they care even if they can't possibly understand what the hell is going on.
The dialogue was probably what got the biggest laughs. "Why do you hate me so much?" "Welcome to the tribe, brother," followed by the big angry, slow-mo scream and throwing away of the weapon.
I hated that Finn's mom let it drop because the patriarch said so. She should have wanted his grandson's head.
shareThe mother was hired as a masseuse by a retired wealthy old man and Anton Yelchin's character was on summer break. I don't know what you expected, but this wasn't going to be an action packed film. The main characters had to adjust to their new environment, which they weren't accustomed to. I don't think we were supposed to get the impression that his character grew up a lot. He simply dealt with the situation he was in. As for when he was assaulted, it didn't come out of nowhere. Their were subtle hints that someone wasn't pleased with his presence. For example, the scene where a rock was thrown into the window to interrupt his moment of intimacy with Kristen Stewart's character. In retrospect, he was clearly being targeted by her brother. Anyhow, it's unrealistic to expect his character to immediately turn into Sherlock Holmes and figure things out.
shareWell tell us what is good about it - if you can.
Its an appallingly bad movie - if you think its not, then you must be mentally challenged (pc for stupid) or have only seen one or two movies, no?
are you kidding?! this was the best movie i've seen in a while! all the movies that are coming out in theaters now are jokes except for a few like untraceable and juno. this movie was amazing. maybe you should pay more attention to it.
sharewhat? i expect to see this unoriginal title in just about every movie on here, but not this movie! i thought it was great.
shareIts always difficult to pick the very worst movie ever made - but yeah, this piece of crap places top five for sure.
Scripted by committee as usual, no centre, no heart, actors playing themselves - idiot scenes like the pointless one with frickin hot air balloons.
Has no-one any sense any more? Has no-one read the great novels?
is it really possible that there are people who might think anything positive about such rubbish as this?
I didnt watch the end - I couldnt care less how it 'ended'.
All I could think was that actors really are such whores. They will do anything for cash and compliments.
Stupid stupid film, made by stupid people, for stupid people to watch.
so i'm curious what you consider a GREAT modern movie, el-gruga?
I'm not even sure how i feel about the movie yet, but i know i at least can think of a lot of movies waaay worse than this one of the top of my head.
Actually I think the worst movie ever made was "Teenage Caveman".
As an experiment try watching that one first and then compare the two.
Because for me - after watching an entire movie devoted to the idea that sex either makes you explode or turns you into a ravenning monster caveman acted by "actors" who I think must have been paid in cocaine ...
Well I know which movie broke off the suck knob for me...
Honestly you might actually change your mind about "Worst Movie Ever".
EDIT: I've never seen this film or Teenage Caveman. Who the Hell hacked my account?
To be fair the movie isn't a patch on the book.
But to say it is top 5 all time awful is a clear over statement which to me indicates you're up to nothing more than starting a flame.
Verdict: troll.
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Actors playing themselves? These actors were led by their characters to places and events they'd never experienced in their lives as humans. Anton Yelchin was especially challenged by the horrifically dark place he had to go--and, as usual, he hit it out of the park.
The hot air balloon scene was a critical catalyst for the dark turn the movie takes soon after. Hardly idiotic (you need the adjective here, not the noun "idiot"--and no, I'm not calling YOU and idiot here).
No heart? Oh, I think it had a LOT of heart.
So, to answer your question, YES, there are people who think very positively about this film--myself and many others on this board. Read the entries.
But, according to you, we, along with the cast and crew, are stupid. Calling everyone associated with any film "stupid" reveals a lot about you, really.
I thought it was a superb movie with superb actors, characters, writing, cinematography, and musical score.
Actors do not have a job...they have a blast!
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin
Scripted by committee as usual, no centre, no heart, actors playing themselves - idiot scenes like the pointless one with frickin hot air balloons.Dude, you must not have paid attention, because the hot air balloon race was very important to the plot!
I believe there have been many films made that were even worse than this, but thankfully, most of them have been better. This is a meandering mix of poorly conceived satire and soap operatics. The talent in this film – and it certainly attracted plenty of it – deserves better. 4/10 from me.
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