100 things I learned from D.O.A.

1. Even if you cannot fight at all, you still stand a chance to get invited to an international fighting tournament. (Max)

2. If a crazy madman holds you prisoner for a year, he will shave your head.

3.Everytime you fall, a purple haired ninja will be there. (begining when the three girls are climbing the tower thing, and end when brother falls)

4. Do not drop your high tech sunglasses, you will get beat down directly afterwards.

5. When jumping from a 300 foot building into water (which will act as concrete from that high), you will sustain absolutely no injuries, and philipino pirates will be there shortly to unwillingly hand over there boats.

6. There are cameras everywhere, shooting from all angles, even though you cannot see them.

7. 5 girls with katanas can take on hundreds of trained ninjas, all the while arguing over who gets the majority.

8. If your dad suspects you of homosexuality, beat his ass.

9. If a group of Philipino pirates boards your yacht, and your the captain, don't bother grabbing a gun or calling authority, simply stand there with an extremely stupid face, this should resolve itself.

10. Wrestling does count as fighting. (Nah, I'm only kidding, it's still acting to me.)

11. If you punch a monster of a man in the face, and it does nothing, wait a few seconds and try it again, the next time it will render him stunned. (Leon vs. Kasumi)