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Favourite Quotes

posted 18 years ago by taicraven
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Ok, i'll start with my most oft repeated

Linda : He tied my 'gina hair in a bow...and let me love him down below.

Oh my GOD, i love it.

Anyone else care to share theirs?

((Heavens to Murgatroid))

[–] craigjpay 16 years ago

"i can never have children kath" "oh, why not Jill?" "i don't like them Kath"

[–] ladyice2009 15 years ago

Jill to Joy (after she takes a cup of tea meant for a salon client and Joy tells her this)

"Perhaps you'd like to take a day off from persecuting me, Joy"

and at the dating agency:

"Personality?"
"I don't mind if he has one or not"
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"Morning, constructs!"

[–] horseapples45 15 years ago

An anxious Glen: Where is he Jill, where's my baby, please don't say you've slain him!

You shouldn't listen to crowds and you shouldn't listen to pans!

[–] willzwill 15 years ago

That dwarf's got a lot to answer for Cathy.

I'd like to propose a toast......To Don!

[–] zaragozana 13 years ago

"My Lily is precious, you will not enter. My Lily is sacred, you will not bend her."

"My Lily opens to you, forgives the wrong you do. Accepts your violation, and weeps with joyful woe."

I can't be the only one to have been crippled by laughter in that episode.

[–] giant-can 15 years ago

jill: "plenty of women out there love a pudding, eh sue?"
sue: (nods uncomfortably)

and

linda: "i got loads o' connections wi' people off the telly i do."
client: "oh really? like who?"
linda: "i dunno."

[–] tohu 15 years ago

I can't remember the exact phrasing but it's along these lines.
Jill to Sue (with massive amount of concern and sympathy):
"How's life, Sue? Can you see any kind of a future? Or are you just going to call it a day?"

But I think my favourite bit of the whole show is when Cath actually throws Jill out of the house, and Jill pretends to fall down the stairs, screaming loudly - and they all just stand there as if nothing has happened.

Priceless.

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"Maybe I should go alone"
- Quint, Jaws.

[–] shard7613 15 years ago

The whole funeral scene was hilarious...

Jill: "What I will say is I was abused. It only happened a couple of times....a week, but it was my uncle bill."

Preist. "Oh, Jill."

Jill: "One of the teachers at school...our next-door neighbour, the man who delivered the eggs...my granddad...and my aunty Pat. She used to read me a story, lift up her top and ask me to throw hoops at her nipples."

Priest: "Jill, I'm so sorry."

Jill: "That wasn't too bad. They were very big. Not the hoops, her..."

Priest: "Jill, please. Don't do this to yourself."

"We can give you superpowers, but the side-effect is your going to get AIDS."

[–] tohu 11 years ago

A few years on, I've just watched the whole thing again and this time the one that made me hoarse was when Jill tells Linda to go and pose nude for Bruce. Again I can't remember the precise wording but it's something like:

Jill: "Take these with you." (gives her a box of tissues)
Linda: "In case he feels sick?"
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"Maybe I should go alone"
- Quint, Jaws.

[–] callumbolt 15 years ago

Jill: 'Gina? The dwarf with the stiles?'
Kath: 'She's japanese, Jill...'

[–] Tilgathpilneser 15 years ago

Cath: "...Don's been fine, and really quite attentive"

Jill: " well, where is he now Cathay. Fillin' up on porn like an elephant on buns?"

Cath: "Gosh, no, no...he's at the hospital, having a minor operation"

Jill (hand on chest, concerned) "Oh my God Cath, is he 'avin his face shortened"

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Vicar: Please, think back. Have you had any other sexual relations?

Jill: (nodding) I did suck off my cousin once

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(on drinking while pregnant, in order to keep the fetus small)

Jill: The thing is, I've got a very very narrow canal. Now, obviously on the way in, that's lovely. On the way out...I can't really cope with anythin bigger thun a turnip.

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(after the revelation that there was 'evidence of hair in the womb')

Jill: The only problem is, um, is the hair actually extends down the entire range of the spinal column..... now, that could result in a seranio whereby, the child is born in the form of a monkey (chokes back a sob)