Terrible even for Verhoeven
I didn't expect much from this film - I'd seen (and been appalled by) all of Verhoeven's other 'efforts', but this one ranks among the worst movies I have ever seen (that were supposed to be good). The mystery element (who was selling out the Jews) - which should have been the central plot driver, is completely forgotten amongst a series of erratic and amateurishly-filmed set pieces that took the idea of contrived unreality to whole new levels. Any scene where a gun is fired seems completely ridiculous; ditto any scene where anyone is behaving sexually. Now, given that most of the movie can be fitted under those headings, we can see that the whole thing is terribly, terribly tarnished and terrible. It's so poor I wonder if Verhoeven has ever actually seen any films that have good gun-fighting scenes or sex scenes...does he know what sexy even is? I mean, the-epileptic-in-a-swimming-pool sex scene in Showgirls was pretty much the worst thing I'd ever seen at the time, but the fecal shower scene in this movie was the violent equivalent, and then some. How IS IT that this man can turn sex into something that makes one want to stop the film, and can turn horrific nationalistic revenge torture into something that even Troma wouldn't consider. Verhoeven should be the laughing stock of the Netherlands. Instead. this film is lauded...are there no other good Dutch filmmakers or what?
Unforgettably awful. Has burned holes in my memory.
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"The cook's a SEAL?!!"