Pam is like the perfect woman

I thought you were going to say something like..

- Illogical
- Chooses moronic thugs as her partners (Roy)
- Changes her mind more than her socks
- B1tches and whines like a fema-fascist
- Thinks men should be sexless, unless she wants them to be sexy
- Thinks she is a great artist, although she couldn't compete against toddlers (and no one tells her the truth because vag-pass)
- Typically responsibility-shunning, manipulating witch with no mercy
- Self-centered
- Materialistic
- Can hold two opposite opinions simultaneously without seeing anything wrong with it
- Reproduces in an overpopulated horror world
- Plays mind games and takes part in bullying the socially inept (as in Dwight)
- Gives grand speeches that are all about herself (the firewalking scene)
- Thinks women should rule men (the coke and jinx thing)
..

Yep, she exemplifies what a 'woman' is pretty perfectly, you are right about THAT (and only that) part.

She's not particularly attractive, definitely not cute, her tone is bland, her 'fashion' sense is dull, her voice is naggy, she absolutely has no femininity, and what's natural about that bucketful of make-up?

I would say she is closer to a nightmare hag...

I recommend you either visit Asia and travel around a bit, see the Malaysian air hostesses and Japanese idols, Philippinean ACTUALLY natural beauties, the feminine Thai women and actually fashionable Taiwanese and so on and so forth..

..then come back to look at this 'Pam' character and do some comparisons. Then see if your post holds water whatsoever.

(I can spoil it for ya; no, it doesn't)

The ONLY way anyone could seriously think anything about your post is truthful, is if they have never seen ANY other woman, or have to spend their daily life in the obese lardworld that is called USA.

She fine

I came here just to agree

I dunno about perfect -- I mean, who is? But she's the sort of person that I enjoy knowing and would enjoy working with.

Pay no attention to avortac4 -- they don't like anything!

I AGREE...A LOT.

The early seasons moustache was the only flaw.